Parents·Posted on Dec 6, 201931 Really Wholesome And Funny Tweets That Actually Put A Smile On My FaceL O L!by Morgan MurrellBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. mea. @comeMEA_ “Bitch let me call you back, my baby fell in the trash can”😭 https://t.co/pvoUsfjwBP 03:42 PM - 05 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 🇧🇧 @rahm3sh WHEN I TELL YOU IM SCREAMING 😭 03:14 AM - 05 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. liva worst @realchoppedliva rich college students with no self-awareness 10:56 PM - 04 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Jodi @CallMeCudi_ Y’all wanna hear a funny story ? I was waxing a client and when I say she was scared she was SHOOK ! Lol I pulled the first strip and the lady wig fell completely off her head 😩😩 I could tell she was embarrassed so to lighten the mood I pulled my wig off and finished my job 01:33 PM - 05 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. laila @americanastyle NOT ME THINKING GRETA THUNBERG AND GRETA GERWIG WERE THE SAME PERSON 😭 y’all would talk about climate change and lady bird and i would think “damn she doing a lot” 09:00 PM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Maybe: Jacoby @Getthebagcoach Man this is hella creative on how to propose to someone.... son got in his bag . 04:53 AM - 04 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. اُمامہ @umamahaziz “I work well under pressure” me under pressure: https://t.co/JuHcjwIwpB 12:10 PM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. (Kah•Me) @lekurokami I’m crying 😭 12:12 AM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. hunter harris @hunteryharris adam driver just said his wife was in africa and i am AFRICAn american. makes u think 03:11 AM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. DaBabyDaddy @The_Nifemi #TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade is incomplete without this Grammy moment. 07:53 AM - 02 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐛 @calebsaysthings pov: you’re a close friend venting to me about a situation where you were entirely in the wrong 07:53 PM - 02 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. ziwe @ziwe rent https://t.co/hbIulQjW0z 01:15 PM - 02 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. pdxbrocialite @pdxbrocialite I’ll never not post this when I hear it’s snowing in Portland 05:01 PM - 01 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Tabir Akhter @tabir my headspace on its way to receive information that could possibly hurt it 07:06 PM - 02 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 𝒿𝒶𝒹𝑒 @waifujade now this is the content i signed up for 12:14 PM - 01 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Aol.com @lukasbattle I was blackout last night and posted a video to my story of me following an animal down the street yelling ”what are you? Ive never seen one like you?“ and then I woke up this morning, watched it and the animal was just a black trash bag blowing across the sidewalk I’m speechless 08:16 PM - 01 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Carl Zha @CarlZha Just Chinese fisherman couple eating 02:50 AM - 01 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. dirk diggler @TakeForGrantd Spotify: hey dumbass. hey asshole. Me: pls don’t Spotify: here’s your 2019 Rewind playlist you bitch Me: stop Spotify: and we pulled every fucken song from that one 6 week period after a breakup Me: *already listening to the playlist, crying* it’s perfect. i hate you. 05:33 PM - 30 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Bitchcoin @SubMedina 07:10 PM - 07 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. BYK @CaIIMeB Me whenever my teacher licked her finger and put a paper on my desk https://t.co/wVIxVkTjUL 05:00 AM - 30 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Nayib @Nxyib Me: this edible ain’t shit 30 mins later : 07:45 AM - 01 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. hunter harris @hunteryharris “baby yoda is a bad bitch!” - me at brunch, having seen 0.00 episodes of the mandalorian 05:45 PM - 01 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Ξvan Ross Katz @evanrosskatz Dakota Johnson 👸🏻 |\👐🏻 / \_ ━━━━━┓ \\ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ \\ ┓┓┓┓┓┃Ellen DeGeneres ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ヽ🤡ノ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ / ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ノ) ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ 07:14 PM - 30 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Danya @dxxnya my sister was worried about bringing her girlfriend to thanksgiving because she hasn’t come out to our conservative, texan, retired preacher, grandfather. so i turned on gold rush on discovery channel and he didn’t even blink for like 4 hours 05:47 AM - 30 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Cryptic @CrypticNoOne Just DM’d my WCW "hpe you had a nice Thanksgiving" on purpose so if she doesnt reply I'm gonna DM her again correcting the typo 05:50 AM - 29 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. ANDREW ALBERTT @ANDREW1ALBERTT Every time he gets his favorite food. 07:59 PM - 30 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤBEN10 @monst1ace Girls are shit with birthday gifts you’ll hint for a Rolex all year & she’ll turn up with a jar that’s filled with 22 things she loves about you lol 01:17 PM - 29 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. мåɾℓєиå. 🪐 @lenarios27 him: are you done with ur little attitude? me: 01:11 AM - 30 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Dieghoe ho ho🎅🏻 @diegheaux My family when I accidentally say “Can you pass me the butter babe?” to my “Best Friend” tonight at dinner: 01:41 AM - 29 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. fmason3 @fmason3 Nobody stronger than a toddler who has just seen this. 12:07 PM - 29 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Rap All-Stars 🏆 @RapAllStars Dave East was FADED 😵😭 08:30 PM - 29 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Buitengebieden @buitengebieden_ This will make you smile! 😊 12:15 AM - 29 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite