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    If You Don't Laugh At Least Once Reading These 100 Amazing Tweets, Then I'm Pretty Sure Your Heart Is Made Of Coal

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    Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed Celeb

    Welcome back to another weekly roundup of funny and heartwarming tweets. Whether you're in need of a smile or just looking to pass the time, these great tweets are for you:

    1.

    Bro i hate when babies start acting brand new like mf it’s me, i just saw you last week and we were best friends don’t do this to me

    Twitter: @WaviesWrld

    2.

    The millennial urge to quit my job every time they ask me to do my job

    Twitter: @lickitoff

    3.

    Twitter: @ImKindaFunny901

    4.

    NYC LANDLORDS: It’s not that bad in the apartment. THE NOT THAT BAD APARTMENT:

    Twitter: @Snow_Blacck

    5.

    Love watching people’s reactions to getting gifts they’ve always wanted. His reaction >>>

    Twitter: @zee_chat / Via tiktok.com

    6.

    This video is sending me 😂😂😂😂😂

    Twitter: @MatthewACherry

    7.

    me when i go to the bathroom and the toilet is full of unflushed doo doo

    Twitter: @xercesprty

    8.

    orange juice with pulp is so fuckign crazy imagine if there was a potato in your vodka

    Twitter: @realaccountyeah

    9.

    Twitter: @heluvtat

    10.

    I asked a group of 6 year olds if they wanted to get something off their chest. They did. A THREAD

    Twitter: @GeorgePointon_

    11.

    Twitter: @thegallowboob

    12.

    “If you love what you do it won’t feel like wor—“

    Twitter: @KaylarWill

    13.

    I hate when I’m in the car Turnt & somebody call me 🙄 bitch I’m in da studio wtf you want

    Twitter: @Frankiexii

    14.

    Twitter: @TeacupInTheBay

    15.

    Nature is so beautiful if you stop for a second and really appreciate it...

    Twitter: @FVBXVIVIVI

    16.

    Your dad talking to your friend of 10+ years trying to remember their name

    Twitter: @nursechocs

    17.

    She definitely called that dog a slur or sumn in doggy language lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Twitter: @MANlTHEDON / Via tiktok.com

    18.

    Twitter: @YallLuvCris

    19.

    Me sitting down to eat on Thanksgiving, knowing I didn’t cook a damn thing…

    Twitter: @ByKimberleyA

    20.

    I love dry cereal it feels like im eating dog food for girls

    Twitter: @freshhel

    21.

    Twitter: @thatsgoodweb

    22.

    5 seconds after sending “no problem! happy to help!”

    Twitter: @drivingmemadi

    23.

    Twitter: @nothing222u_

    24.

    *walking on a completely smooth path* my ankle:

    Twitter: @rexfeels

    25.

    I’m just remembering that my second year in America, someone asked me to “validate their parking,” which was my first time hearing the phrase, and after blinking stupidly in silence for a full five seconds I said “Well parking is really hard but I’m sure you did it really well”

    Twitter: @ivadixit

    26.

    Twitter: @purefulsoul

    27.

    Twitter: @YungYinkv / Via tiktok.com

    28.

    me before I type out affect or effect

    Twitter: @ayroned

    29.

    How tf Bubbles holding these chopsticks

    Twitter: @younghennypapi

    30.

    Twitter: @wholesumboomers

    31.

    i have to call you back my financial advisor just got here

    Twitter: @majindubb

    32.

    My gummy vitamins melted together so I’m just gonna take a bite out of this every day instead of letting them go to waste

    Twitter: @floridamanaustn

    33.

    When you’re giving birth and you hear your husband laughing with the nurses

    Twitter: @kcxx__

    34.

    Another childhood pleasure that has 0 explanation

    Twitter: @OhTeeHo

    35.

    My elbow watching me do a full skin care routine on my face.

    Twitter: @iAfe_

    36.

    Bruh training to be a motorcycle https://t.co/9P17oCNpGj

    Twitter: @coltoltheii / Via tiktok.com

    37.

    @JavzB @momma_first @TylerIAm The beginning… hands down the funniest on twitter

    Twitter: @kunrukky / Via tiktok.com

    38.

    “I was born in 2007” sounds so fake bro nobody is born that late

    Twitter: @JxffreyP

    39.

    my kids figured out the password to my wife's computer and have been sending me these texts as if they were from her

    Twitter: @CruzKayne

    40.

    me when I realize it was me who didn't text back

    Twitter: @brian2grimey

    41.

    Twitter: @pyt_nyasiaaaa

    42.

    went on a date with a guy years ago and told him i might have narcolepsy to which he look at me weirdly, changed the subject and he never called me back - years later he asked if i still fancied dead people and it turns out he thought i meant necrophilia

    Twitter: @daynamcalpine_

    43.

    the trauma in her voice. our girls were down BAD in the early 2000’s

    Twitter: @Phour_Loko / Via tiktok.com

    44.

    Turning off the microwave at :01 so it doesn’t beep

    Twitter: @benyahr

    45.

    nobody: Pg.16 of our high school history textbook:

    Twitter: @machinemook

    46.

    Spam callers, I’m tired of’em. Let’s have some fun 🙃

    Twitter: @Fox5DCJeannette / Via tiktok.com

    47.

    my mom: “what are you gonna do when i die” me: can you scoot over

    Twitter: @diannaalozano

    48.

    my mom found out i had nipple piercings today

    Twitter: @SaintAri

    49.

    Twitter: @dgellis0907

    50.

    I always laugh when I remember I hugged my first ever therapist and she texted me “don’t ever do that again” before I hit the end of the street. my life is a sketch show.

    Twitter: @helloalegria

    51.

    *Me in heaven*: Damn this place is nice as hell Angels:

    Twitter: @fabianjnr5

    52.

    Twitter: @VoltaireLaFlare

    53.

    Google knows everything until you have an assignment.

    Twitter: @mister_ade5

    54.

    Me trying to explain to my mom the whole class failed and it wasn’t only me

    Twitter: @dinonuggssss

    55.

    When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

    Twitter: @thisdiegolopez

    56.

    Lol my mom decided to change my sheets while I was at work and my vibrator is now on my dresser instead of under my pillow

    Twitter: @gaysuccubus_

    57.

    My mom and dad got in a fight and he did this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Twitter: @AristeoFranco

    58.

    my dad is even worse than Bean Dad

    Twitter: @LadyCelery

    59.

    5 years ago, I quit my job at Applebee's to do comedy. Today, I just started working at that same exact Applebee's. Shit didn't really work out for me

    Twitter: @fencheeks

    60.

    When someone say “where’s the last place you had it?” After you lost something

    Twitter: @ashakiiii

    61.

    I SAID where the fuck all our money go 😂😂

    Twitter: @faiththegemini

    62.

    Family dollar always have one cashier...where’s the rest of the damn family at😑

    Twitter: @glolikelena

    63.

    I SPENT 2 WEEKS LOOKING FOR MY IPAD 😭 😭

    Twitter: @SteadyIsFlying

    64.

    i be like “omg, i have so much to do” and lay down

    Twitter: @jjasshole

    65.

    Twitter: @not_sheila

    66.

    Twitter: @peachcrisis

    67.

    For the next game, a player must thaw this 5 minutes before mom gets home from work.

    Twitter: @JoshuaDairen

    68.

    “food gives u energy” me after eating:

    Twitter: @97Vercetti

    69.

    uber driver heard me singing along and changed the station...

    Twitter: @brown4ngel

    70.

    Dawg this is one of the greatest tik toks Iv ever seen

    Twitter: @MAG_Milli / Via tiktok.com

    71.

    As soon as I hear “smile beautiful” at the gas station.

    Twitter: @faiththegemini

    72.

    uh hi, yes, hello do u have a moment to talk about our lord and savior godzilla

    Twitter: @GatorsDaily

    73.

    Twitter: @papyuuno

    74.

    I got the Pfizer vaccine and pso pfar pno pside effects.

    Twitter: @mommajessiec

    75.

    melting down at the discovery that hugh grant’s middle name is mungo. humongo grant. someone held a tiny newborn infant in their arms and said this is my baby, humongo grant.

    Twitter: @socialistdogmom

    76.

    Getting a man to do something I’m perfectly capable of doing.

    Twitter: @Bredloveee

    77.

    💀💀no because yall gotta come see

    Twitter: @aloserbtw

    78.

    Fuck a 2 weeks notice. Yall shoulda noticed 2 weeks ago tht i was bout to quit

    Twitter: @toni3l7

    79.

    Twitter: @drawntosenia

    80.

    Me clicking “leave meeting” while everybody saying bye

    Twitter: @priiish_

    81.

    “I don’t like who I am at work.”

    Twitter: @Thinkwert

    82.

    Twitter: @tonyplasencia3

    83.

    That stupid walk you do when someone’s mopping a floor and you know you’re gonna walk over it but you want them to see how sorry you are to be walking over it so you make yourself look like you’re walking over hot lava.

    Twitter: @MuireannO_C

    84.

    when i learned the word “literally” that was the beginning of the end

    Twitter: @internetanja

    85.

    I get married tomorrow, just making sure we still good 🤣🤣🤣

    Twitter: @paisa_marquez

    86.

    Twitter: @doctorintensoo

    87.

    him : what you gotta buy from target ? me : target will tell me when i get there

    Twitter: @khilanii

    88.

    This is Honey. She will show you her ears or her tongue, but never both. The world isn’t ready for that. 14/10 would boop

    Twitter: @dog_rates

    89.

    "I'll just wake up early tomorrow to finish it"

    Twitter: @Mahottie

    90.

    me muted on Zoom, but still doing the most with my expressions to show that I’m listening

    Twitter: @CalumS1991

    91.

    Me: *memorizes number from website* brain you got this right? Brain: I know the number Me: *closes browser and opens phone* ok brain give it to me. Brain: I know a very similar number

    Twitter: @Roy_oh_Roy

    92.

    me in a meeting: “this could’ve been an email” me receiving an email: “i’m going to hurl myself into the sun”

    Twitter: @emily0allen

    93.

    “nobody loves you” my dog when I get home:

    Twitter: @clsdapp

    94.

    adulthood is wild because one day you get a little sleepy and then you stay that way for the rest of your life

    Twitter: @jzux

    95.

    there has never been a better use of this meme

    Twitter: @goldengateblond

    96.

    (Seattle, Washington): Fans bring their dogs to "Bark at the Park" night at the Seattle Mariners game. Stadium has the "Simba Cam" where people hold up their dogs 'Lion King style' for a chance to be featured on the jumbotron. 🦁🎶🐶🎵🦁 (🎥:af0ne)

    Twitter: @goodnewsmoveme3

    97.

    Twitter: @Cher_Cher_007

    98.

    Laundry: Washing - 30 mins Drying - 60 mins Putting away - 7-10 business days.

    Twitter: @DecemberBorne

    99.

    my son told me he was fat... I’m over here telling him he’s not..... so he says............. “it’s okay mama I am cause so are you” ...........

    Twitter: @godsgiftiv

    100.

    y’all be scared to double text lmaoo not me ding ding tis i again

    Twitter: @idkthreat

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