1.
are you wearing th- the chanel boots? yeah, I am. https://t.co/4StVvQ0ISj
2.
Drunk me on campus at homecoming talking to current students.
3.
Me in Mario Kart when someone throws a green shell at me but misses
4.
Me trying to listen to my own advice https://t.co/rJHc8w5afq
5.
An attempt was made.
6.
Stormi sitting in her high chair eating her Cheerios and seeing Tyga walk out of Kylie’s bedroom
7.
oh my dog, i see so many fishies (tilda_greta IG)
8.
My therapist: “Let’s unpack that.” Me:
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me giving directions to strangers 🤣
10.
No one: Not a single soul: Me October 1st, 12:00 AM:
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Okay guys I found the best one😂😭
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me: i look cute mirrors: you look cute other people: you look good iPhone front camera: whats up you Shrek looking bag of bitch
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me calling my best friends to let them know i did the exact opposite of the advice they gave me
14.
“How Do You Plan On Paying Back Your Student Loans?” Me:
15.
every single day there is something to do & I am sick of it
16.
Me: should I just text him again? everyone: https://t.co/7YHs9Sjhv5
17.
This video of my 2 year old niece is the cutest thing you’ll ever hear
18.
Rereading my drunk texts in the morning like
19.
Me realizing that it really do be like that sometimes
20.
If I don’t feel invited I’m not coming https://t.co/nNdQBNeNA8
21.
This looks like the fake weather from Disney channel 😂 https://t.co/xxATAg45oT
22.
when u accidentally hit ur sibling and you’re trying to get them to stop crying before ur parents hear them https://t.co/alPC3v6Yb5
23.
this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together
24.
When I offer someone food and they actually accept.
25.
Men’s out of office message: “I’m out of this piece til Feb 1. I will never see this, so please write again in March.” Women’s: “I am out of the office until tomorrow at 2:15pm. I will be checking mail absolutely constantly & worrying w/you. Feel free to text me on both phones.”
26.
me trying to see if my girl is still mad at me from earlier
27.
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING reese is learning how to tiktok and thats very important give her some credits
28.
Me telling my friends how I’m about to marry somebody I met 15 minutes ago vs me talking about the same person a week later
29.
*misses part of the movie* *rewinds movie* *looks at phone* *misses part of the movie* *rewinds movie* *looks at phone* *misses part of the movie* *rewinds movie* *looks at phone* *misses part of the movie* *rewinds movie* *looks at phone* *misses part of the mov
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Me: *Calls my girl by her actual name* Her:
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this is actually so QUALITY i’m mad !
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Guys, i think I found my favourite tiktok
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me giving myself a break after writing my name and the date at the top of my essay
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This punishment is not working...
35.
Me entering apple store to buy iphone 11 pro max after selling my kidney