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Ok but who is it
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My girl when we are trying to choose what to eat
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Me following my boyfriend at the first family party he invites me to while he introduces me to everyone https://t.co/f4wxhYL4q2
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Beyhive: "Can beyonce send us an ivy park PR box too" Beyoncé: ok... Beyhive:
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This is SENDING me
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4yrold: mommy, let’s pray. Me:...what’s going on? 4yrold: *deep toddler sigh* I was thinking maybe...*sighs again* maybe we could pray you give me back my tablet. Me:
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I gotta stop forgetting I have a kid A kid w/ ears Im on the phone with my homegirl talking wreckless... I may have said “I just want somebody, anybody to just rub on my booty” Bruh. Next thing you know I feel tiny hands on my duvet cover near my booty. I could die
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Bruhhh I almost passed out lmaoooo
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aight imma head out
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It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.
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Me vs. My student loans https://t.co/pMTVcNUgT6
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id gas up my girl for anything .. she be running over curbs and shit & id b like hell yeah babe you a bad bitch dont need no fucking road
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Me mocking my girl after she cusses me out. https://t.co/BthSdpT3Ai
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Boyfriend: what’s wrong? Girlfriend: nothing.... Girlfriend the rest of the day:
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y’all... i just hit a new low. i’m in an Uber hungover as fuck, i tried holding in my puke but i couldn’t, opened the door at a red light and puked, told her “sorry, i’m pregnant and my morning sickness is bad” and she was like “aweeee!!” LMAO IM GOING TO HELL
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It’s too early for this nigga shit man 😒
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Whole video made my heart melt ❤️
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guys be havin 25 roommates and want u to come over im staying home brockhampton
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I literally stalked this guy’s IG stories/page until he posted this video. I can exhaust my data on his page. This is so satisfying to watch
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One time I saw Samuel L. Jackson at an airport and he saw me and my cousin hovering around trying to gain the courage to ask him for a photo and then he came over to us and said "Y'all motherfuckers want a photo?" And it was everything. https://t.co/bipmioXtWp
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When I tried to break up with my high school boyfriend the summer before we left for college he just said “no thanks” and I didn’t know how to respond to that so we dated for 3 more months
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waiting for my boyfriend to notice I’m pouting and ask me what’s wrong
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I consider page 2 of google results the dark web.
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Me explaining to my kid that all their uncles and aunts are just my old friends who been loyal since day one https://t.co/I17NmlQ7Zm
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look at this freaking guy in socks https://t.co/PGShNwVVqx
