How To Determine If You Have A High Energy Child

How to determine if you have a high energy child. Here are a few questions to ask yourself:

How To Determine If You Have A High Energy Child

-Did/does your child keep you awake through the night for years of your life?

-Does your child not fancy hand holding in parking lots? Do they prefer to run like Usain Bolt behind, in front, and around any moving vehicle, mostly before you can realize they have disconnected the hand holding chain?

-Have you found your child in any of the following places: the fridge, the cabinets, in the car(when you didn't put them there), in the street, on the roof, on a balcony, standing on top of something that is dangerously high, in a tree, on a train, or in a dryer?

-Does your child have a look that you know means "I wonder what this shit does?", and your immediate reaction is to scream because you know it will be catastrophic?

-Does your child frequently throw/break things just to see what they will do? Usually involving glass or other dangerous materials.

-Is your child awkwardly strong for their age? Do you fear the day they will learn their strength?

-Does your child lack a mute/quiet mode, unless they are doing something dangerous/not permitted? Do you panic if you don't hear them because you know there will be consequences?

-Do you have issues securing a babysitter/keeping a babysitter? Do babysitters sleep for periods of 24 hours after they babysit and refuse to return your calls?

-Do you threaten people with bodily harm if they wake your child?

-Have you actually physically harmed someone for waking your child?

-Have you ever heard the following statement: "I will take (insert other child/chidren's name/s), but I won't keep (insert high energy child's name)?

-Does the thought of subways, metros, and other forms of public transportation with your high energy child make you sweat/faint?

-Does your child do things that they are not old enough to do (jump into pools/oceans/lakes, start motorcycles, put things into the oven and turn it on, attempt to make a sandwich with a sharp knife in the 30 seconds it took for you to go pee)?

-Have you ever hidden an object from your child, found it in their room the next day, proceeded to put it in a bullet proof safe on the highest branch of a tree six miles away, only to find it in their room the next morning?

If you answered YES to most of these questions, you have a high energy child.

via morgancarverrichards.com