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21 Reasons Why Tomatoes Are The Actual Worst

Tomato? More like tomatNO, amirite?

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2. No one can agree on whether tomatoes are fruits or vegetables.

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In the botanical sense, they are fruits. In the culinary sense, they are vegetables. And in the edible sense, they are disgusting.

6. Their sneaky subterfuge extends to fucking with your desserts because your avant-garde friend says it adds "moistness".

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Just use proper cake ingredients or throw it straight into the bin.

8. When you bite into a tasty sandwich and there's half a tomato subtly peeking out to ruin your lunch.

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Where's the other half? It's in your mouth, giving your taste buds horrific flashbacks of the first time you ever ate a tomato.

9. When there's guacamole and cheese, the beautiful tortilla chip does not need to debase itself with tomato salsa.

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10. When there are so many other drinks to use as a mixer, tomato juice can be kept where it truly belongs – in the bin.

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15. The arduous task of dusting your salad of these juicy balls of grossness is the real starter.

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"Does anyone want these tomatoes I've handled to remove the bits of salad I actually want? No? Anyone?"

16. You can even conveniently destroy every meal ever with the world's worst condiment.

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18. Tomatoes are even now tryna get some ~sweet shower time~ with you.

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Someone actually thought, "You know what soap is missing? Tomato, and plenty of it!"

19. And if you want your hair to smell extra fruity, pour some tomato shampoo on your locks.

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Actually, why not just go to the max and squish some actual tomatoes into your hair? Lovely.

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