Buzz·Posted on 19 Nov 201519 Things Every Woman With Shaved Hair Never Wants To Hear AgainNo, random stranger. You cannot touch my hair.by Morenike AdebayoEditorial Fellow, BuzzFeed UKFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. "You'll grow it back out, right?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fox / American Idol / buzzfeedceleb.tumblr.com Because I blindly took a wrong turn in a dark alley at night and somehow ended up in a barber's chair. 2. "You look shorter." Twitter: @John_V_Collins What the... 3. "But what's the real reason you've done this?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF E! / parishiltonsexslave.tumblr.com Just like choosing food at a restaurant, getting a tattoo, or adopting a puppy, I don't NEED a reason, OK? 4. "Aren't you always cold now?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Walt Disney / fuckyesdamejulieandrews.tumblr.com The human body is carefully designed to regulate internal temperature. But good job hats are a thing, amirite? 5. "You must save so much time getting ready!" CW / antm-gifs.tumblr.com I spend all that time wistfully gazing out of my window and thinking about how much time I'm saving. 6. "Aren't you worried people will think you're a lesbian?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF internet-jesus.tumblr.com Don't you worry, people will think you're homophobic when you use "lesbian" as if it's derogatory. 7. "But what if people think you're a man?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF HBO / heckyeahreactiongifs.tumblr.com Then they probably don't actually know me, and who cares what they think? 8. "You can't hide behind your fringe any more." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / parksandrecgifs.com My clear skin will thank me for no longer having a hairy overhang. 9. "You never have to worry about what you look like now." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ABC / Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23 / apt23official.tumblr.com Sure, because I wrapped up my hair in my sense of caring about my appearance before throwing it all out. 10. "It's good that you don't have a weird-shaped head." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Logo TV / fuckyeahdragracegifs.tumblr.com Conforming to society’s standards of what makes a good-shaped head is clearly beyond my control. 11. "You OK, hun?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Netflix / fuckyeahhouseofcards.tumblr.com Hair really should not be linked to my beauty, my mental health, my star sign, the position of the moon, or anything else. But thanks for asking, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 12. "What the fuck did you do to your hair?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Warner Bros. / fuckyeahrobertdowneyjr.tumblr.com Pretty obvious, isn't it? 13. "It's a good thing your hair grows fast." Walt Disney / fuckyeahnicolascage.tumblr.com Not fast enough for me to enjoy the rush of shaving it all off again. 14. "What if your hair grows back different?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / rafi-dangelo-pictures.tumblr.com My hair and I will make the luxurious journey of crossing that bridge when we get to it. 15. "What if your hair doesn't grow back at all?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney / animated-disney-gifs.tumblr.com That surely would be ideal right now, right? 16. "Can I stroke your head?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF HBO / fantasysuiteleague.tumblr.com No, random stranger. I see you with your hands getting all antsy for a feel but I don't know where you've been. 17. "Please, please, PLEASE can I stroke your head?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Universal / fuckyeahpitchperfect.tumblr.com Wow, I am definitely walking away from you now. 18. "I saw this really nice wig that would suit you." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BBC / bbcsherlockgifs.tumblr.com Ooh, I saw a really nice SHUT THE HELL UP that would suit you. 19. "RIP, your hair." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF E! / realitytvgifs.tumblr.com Come on, it's just hair. It'll grow back.