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    19 Things Every Woman With Shaved Hair Never Wants To Hear Again

    No, random stranger. You cannot touch my hair.

    1. "You'll grow it back out, right?"

    2. "You look shorter."

    3. "But what's the real reason you've done this?"

    4. "Aren't you always cold now?"

    5. "You must save so much time getting ready!"

    6. "Aren't you worried people will think you're a lesbian?"

    7. "But what if people think you're a man?"

    8. "You can't hide behind your fringe any more."

    9. "You never have to worry about what you look like now."

    10. "It's good that you don't have a weird-shaped head."

    11. "You OK, hun?"

    12. "What the fuck did you do to your hair?"

    13. "It's a good thing your hair grows fast."

    14. "What if your hair grows back different?"

    15. "What if your hair doesn't grow back at all?"

    16. "Can I stroke your head?"

    17. "Please, please, PLEASE can I stroke your head?"

    18. "I saw this really nice wig that would suit you."

    19. "RIP, your hair."