The "crazy ex" story is one of the horrifying realities of dating.
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And much like an iPhone or student loans, many of us have them.
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The results are all the same: you're just happy it's over.
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But, still, sharing the sordid details is oddly therapeutic.
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If only just to warn those who have yet to experience this level of absolute terror.
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There are the exes who completely wreck your car.
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The ones who are regrettably paranoid.
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And the persistent texters.
My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3
Not to mention the ex who thinks they're "God's gift to the Universe."
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So tell us, what's the "crazy ex" story that made you so glad it's finally over?
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Best submissions will be featured in an upcoming BuzzFeed post.