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What's The Craziest Thing Your Ex Has Ever Done?

We are never, ever, ever getting back together!

The "crazy ex" story is one of the horrifying realities of dating.

And much like an iPhone or student loans, many of us have them.

The results are all the same: you're just happy it's over.

But, still, sharing the sordid details is oddly therapeutic.

If only just to warn those who have yet to experience this level of absolute terror.

There are the exes who completely wreck your car.

The ones who are regrettably paranoid.

And the persistent texters.

My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3

Not to mention the ex who thinks they're "God's gift to the Universe."

So tell us, what's the "crazy ex" story that made you so glad it's finally over?