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13 Haikus That Perfectly Sum Up Your Relationship With Pizza

What kind of person doesn't like pizza?

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Perfect melted cheese
sprinkling of pepperoni
medley of the gods

So many toppings,
variety, the spice of
life, what should I choose?


It's the best choice for
when you're starving and nothing's

A somber party
is instantly happier
when you add pizza

You are what you eat
so I guess I am pizza
good, I love pizza


I can't believe I
ate this entire cheese pizza how
is that possible?

Are pizza diets
a thing, like can I just eat
pizza forever?

Feed me pizza and
tell me you love me, wait no,
just feed me pizza


Perfect late-night snack,
really does hit the spot; it's
the perfect drunk food.

Eat when you're happy
eat it when you're feeling sad
eat no matter what

The happiest phrase
will always include the words,
"It's delivery!"

The pizza is cold
too lazy to heat it up
whatever, still good

It's universal
someone, somewhere is eating
pizza just like you!