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    Aug 3, 2015

    19 Situations Everyone Who Hates Spicy Food Knows Too Well

    Because we don't like it when our mouths burn like molten lava.

    1. When you see food you want, but then someone warns you it's spicy:

    People's faces when I tell them that I don't like spicy food.

    2. When your tongue is burning and you're desperately trying to extinguish the fire:

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    3. When your family is ashamed that you can't hang with the crew:

    Being mexican I'm kind of an outcast when I tell people I hate spicy food

    ...especially if you're part of a culture that really likes to turn up the heat.

    4. When perfectly good nachos are ruined by one stray jalepeño:

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    5. When you see your mom adding more than four shakes of black pepper to the soup she's making for dinner:

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    6. When you're studying abroad and you survey the menu:

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    7. When you run out of water while eating spicy food at a restaurant:

    My husband's reaction when he eats Thai food tonight and runs out of water. #spicy @Deanluvs2fly

    8. When you learned that Sriracha feels like the devil is dancing on your tongue:

    “@lovemirandass: OMG this jambalaya spicy af😫😫😫🔥 I hate spicy food😡😡😡”

    9. When you're sitting next to someone who is dousing their meal in hot sauce:

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    10. When you realize the gum you just put in your mouth is cinnamon flavored:

    11. When your friend offers you some of their Flamin' Hot Cheetos:

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    12. When you force your friends to taste your food and rate the spice level before you'll eat it:

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    13. When you're visiting someone's house and you don't want to be rude so you eat the spicy meal they prepared and try to keep your shit together:

    I don't like spicy food... but when I eat them:

    14. When your friend slips something spicy into your food, then tries to convince you it was a harmless prank:

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    15. When the person making your food at Chipotle almost gives you the hot salsa:

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    16. When someone who doesn't understand your spice sensitivity tells you something is safe to eat:

    when your mom says the salsa "ain't that spicy" then you eat it

    17. When you're at an Indian restaurant because you got outvoted by your friend group:

    When you eating something spicy but trying not to show how much pain you in.

    18. When you get home from the Indian restaurant:

    19. When you sit in the corner with your safe food because that's the only thing you can rely on:

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