Because it's actually kind of important to remember what day it is.
Because we don't like it when our mouths burn like molten lava.
Beat the heat for under $60!
Let's just admit the facts: Sabrina didn't know shit.
He somehow makes time-traveling to 1700s Scotland seem like a great idea.
Famous people like to live large. Almost as large as their diamond rings.
Whose speech giving privileges would you have revoked?
Because it's basically a crime to buy beautiful shoes and only wear them once.
Is it weird to want to frame someone else's wedding invite?