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    29 Desserts That Will Make You Straight Up Lie To Your Kids

    No, kids. There's no dessert tonight - go on to sleep now. Is 4 o'clock to early to put the children to bed? Because you're not going to want to share these desserts.

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    by mommynamedapril

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    1. Cashew Butterfingers

    Fleece Fun / Via fleecefun.com

    Just when you thought Butterfingers couldn't get any better. *swoon*

    RECIPE HERE

    2. Two Ingredient Peach Sherbet

    Scattered Thoughts of a Crafty Mom / Via scatteredthoughtsofacraftymom.com

    It's like a refreshing blast of (creamy, sweet, sugary, delicious) summer hiding in your ice box!
    RECIPE HERE

    3. Cannoli Bites

    Love Bakes Good Cakes / Via lovebakesgoodcakes.com

    Make it RAIN! Make it rain SUGAR!!!

    RECIPE HERE

    4. Key Lime Pie Shooters

    Domestic Superhero / Via domesticsuperhero.com

    Nope. Nope. Nope. Definitely not sharing these.

    RECIPE HERE

    5. Toasted Coconut Brownie Torte

    Kleinworth + Co. / Via kleinworthco.com

    I'm pretty sure 'torte' is a fancy word for GET IN MY FACE. Amiright?

    RECIPE HERE

    6. Flourless Dark Chocolate Mug Cake

    Mama Loves Food / Via mamalovesfood.com

    The recipe says it's a mug cake for two, but let's just be real here. Get your own.

    RECIPE HERE

    7. Chocolate Honeycomb Candy

    Clarks Condensed / Via clarkscondensed.com

    I'm not even totally sure what this is, but it's clearly been drenched in chocolate and that's good enough for me.

    RECIPE HERE

    8. Easy Peach Tarts

    O Taste and See / Via otasteandseeblog.com

    I count one, two, six... yep. Six for me. None for you. Sorry, kids.

    RECIPE HERE

    9. Carmelitas

    Cupcake Diaries / Via cupcakediariesblog.com

    Are you going to judge me for licking the screen? Don't answer that, I don't even care. Mmmmm.

    RECIPE HERE

    10. 2 Ingredient Dark Chocolate Mousse

    As Easy as Apple Pie / Via aseasyasapplepie.com

    Dark Chocolate MOUSSE. Not to be confused with mouse. Because a dark chocolate mouse would be disgusting.

    RECIPE HERE

    11. Apple Peanut Butter Blondies

    Persnickity Plates / Via persnicketyplates.com

    Apples are red, violets are blue, you've lost your mind if you think I'm sharing this with you.

    RECIPE HERE

    12. No Bake Cheesecake Shots

    Spaceships and Laserbeams / Via spaceshipsandlaserbeams.com

    If it's in a shot glass, it's clearly not meant for children. Sorry kids, I don't make the rules. NOM NOM NOM

    RECIPE HERE

    13. Caramel Rolo Cookies with Sea Salt

    Like Mother Like Daughter / Via lmld.org

    It's about time we saw a cookie on this list! And hot damn, what a cookie!

    RECIPE HERE

    14. Cookie Butter Popcorn

    Major Hoff Takes a Wife / Via majhofftakesawife.com

    Is this *really* a dessert? I don't know, I don't KNOW?! But Cookie Butter!!! I'm calling it the perfect Netflix + chill dessert.

    RECIPE HERE

    15. Peanut Butter Nutella Donut Sandwich

    Just Us Four / Via justusfourblog.com

    AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! No, for real though. Can I have it for breakfast too???

    RECIPE HERE

    16. 7 Layer Candy Apple Cheesecake Bars

    Carlsbad Cravings / Via carlsbadcravings.com

    Stretchy pants for LIFE!!!

    RECIPE HERE

    17. Apple Rose Pastries

    The Love Nerds / Via thelovenerds.com

    The Bachelor should give out apple roses. F'real.

    RECIPE HERE

    18. Cinnamon Roll Waffles

    The Best Blog Recipes / Via thebestblogrecipes.com

    Right, so. This is happening.

    RECIPE HERE

    19. Melting Chocolate Cake

    A Southern Fairytale / Via asouthernfairytale.com

    This is apparently served on cruise ships. I would take to the high seas for this. Most definitely.

    RECIPE HERE

    20. Strawberry-Raspberry Nutella Dessert Tacos

    Katies Cucina / Via katiescucina.com

    They're tacos. So, we can just eat them for dinner, right? I might share these with the kids. Hahahaha. Just kidding.

    RECIPE HERE

    21. Peanut Butter Pie

    Kevin + Amanda / Via kevinandamanda.com

    I'm running low on witty things to say, so I'll just be straight with you. I want this pie in my mouth.

    RECIPE HERE

    22. Maple Caramel Bacon Crack

    The Domestic Rebel / Via thedomesticrebel.com

    Crack is whack, kids. Go to bed and let Mommy handle this.

    RECIPE HERE

    23. Hot Fudge Pudding Cake

    A Family Feast / Via afamilyfeast.com

    YASSSSSSSSS

    RECIPE HERE

    24. Soft Batch Cream Cheese Cookies

    Averie Cooks / Via averiecooks.com

    *drools*

    RECIPE HERE

    25. Peanut Butter Cookie Lasagna

    Hugs and Cookies XOXO / Via hugsandcookiesxoxo.com

    To share, or not to share, that is the... just kidding. That's not even a question. Go to sleep.

    RECIPE HERE

    26. Apple Pie Fries

    Cincy Shopper / Via cincyshopper.com

    Now this is a fusion recipe I can get behind!

    RECIPE HERE

    27. S'mores Magic Bars

    Wine and Glue / Via wineandglue.com

    S'mores are my kids' favorite treat. Too bad they're not getting any MUHAHAHAHA.

    RECIPE HERE

    28. Bailey's Chocolate Mousse

    Lemon Tree Dwelling / Via lemontreedwelling.com

    Ah! Finally a dessert I can enjoy without feeling guilty about not sharing with my kids! Mmmmmmm. Why do I still feel guilty???

    RECIPE HERE

    29. Butterscotch Pretzel Bars

    Mandy's Recipe Box / Via mandysrecipeboxblog.com

    Sweet and salty. Oh good gravy that sounds like a dream. Crap, am I dreaming? Did the kids put me to bed early???

    RECIPE HERE

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