1. It’s cold. Like, really, extremely, painfully super cold.
Preferably enough to cover your entire body. They’re like furry little hot water bottles.
15. Microwavable puppy.
Just don’t tweet about popping your dog in the microwave, it won’t read well.
16. Watch a movie with hot people.
May or may not be effective depending on how suggestible you are.
18. Before you know it, you’ll forget it’s even winter.
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