People get off your high horse. My cats have always been fat, they eat diet forums food and drink plenty of water. They’re just fat. They will always be fat. They’re lazy, too. Cats come in all shapes in sizes!
Last Halloween (we had only been dating less than 2 months) I was the drunkest I’ve ever been and my boyfriend carried me up the stairs, into my house and into my room. I was a vampire so I had a lot of makeup on and he took my makeup off with coconut oil, dressed me in my pj’s, gave me some water and let me fall asleep. I do not remember much of that but then I DO remember waking up 3-4 times to throw up throughout the night and he cleaned it up each time without his contacts on (he can barely see without them). Somehow, he loved me enough to put up with my Shananigins to this day.
Response to What Is The Key To A Good Makeout Session?:
Be hydrated. Kissing with dry mouth is not fun.
Have good breathe. (Obviously)
Take it slow. Don’t think about it. Let the other person lead, if you’re nervous, by simply copying each move they make with their mouth/tongue.
No app can help my fat ass.