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1. Close your eyes and tune it out.
2. Go the safe route and force a grin.
3. Count the number of tiles in the ceiling.
4. Declare an official boycott.
5. Pick one person and stare.
6. Break out a well-choreographed dance.
7. Watch your nails grow.
8. Clap along to show your approval.
9. Take this time to really reflect on Einstein's theory of relativity.
10. Politely excuse yourself for a minute.
11. Freak out.
12. Just skip ahead to cutting the first slice of cake.
13. Add in the cha-cha-cha's middle school style.
14. This.
15. Blow out the candles mid-song.
16. Get out of there.
