1. "Guys! Guys! What if we made pretend UGGs, but platform, like Baby Spice? Girls love Baby Spice."
2. "You know what we need in the NHL? More . . . babies. That look like each other. And their moms. Because genetics, and clothing."
3. "MAKE IT RAIN BARTENDER I'M HERE 2 PARTY!!!!!!"
4. "Evrr,,,,ything is the same. I want. Bags? Shirts. French friesss."
5. "Where m I why isss th' werrld tippy overy how do fingers????"
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