1.
This guy who definitely could have left out that last line:
2.
This guy who took the "I'll confuse her, that'll show her" route:
3.
This 30-year-old man whose only comeback to a 23-year-old woman rejecting him was "you watch too much TV":
4.
This guy who only had one thing on his mind:
5.
This guy who was down bad...for feet pics:
6.
This guy who really tried to put his own "needs" before those of a grieving mother:
7.
This guy who's only nice to single women apparently:
8.
This guy who didn't know that girls were capable of being decent human beings:
9.
This guy who went from "you're gorgeous" to "you're a stupid bitch" real fast:
10.
This guy who probably should have reined it in a bit:
11.
This guy who definitely overestimated how much people care about cars:
12.
This guy who couldn't even bother to start a new line of text before switching the topic from loved ones dying to...whatever this was:
13.
This guy who did the ol' yell-at-a-woman-when-rejected-then-immediately-regret-it:
14.
This guy who did so many 180°s, he's just spinning in a circle at this point:
15.
This guy who really thought the woman he sent unsolicited dick pics to seven years ago wouldn't see the deleted messages:
16.
This guy who took no response to mean keep responding, even it means insulting her:
17.
This guy who flipped out at a simple "Lol no":
18.
This self-proclaimed "nice guy" who's probably anything but nice:
19.
And finally, this guy who went from ~totally normal~ to ~controlling boyfriend~ real fast (even though they JUST matched):