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Women are actually used shoes:
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Women are like a piece of cake, and men clearly have no self-control:
3.
Women are trash, and dating a single mom is like dumpster diving:
4.
Women are cans of beans:
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Women are either roses or just bare stems, depending on if they've had sex. We love objectification to promote purity culture 🙄:
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Women are actually $100 graphics cards, even though they think they're $1,500 graphics cards:
7.
Women are pubs, and having kids = burning that pub down:
8.
Women are directionless paper that needs protecting:
9.
Women are like guitars but can't have guitars. They're "not FOR them":
10.
Women are like farms, and that's why this guy's pro-life:
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Women are goods that have market value:
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Women are a leftover sandwich:
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Actually, women are just cars, in general:
15.
Women are...minerals:
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Women aren't women but flowers just waiting to be pollinated:
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Women's lives? Oh, they're video games:
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Women are fish that someone poked holes in:
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Women are steak, and men are carnivores:
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A woman is a lock that can be opened by any key, and therefore, worthless:
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Women's bodies are so mysterious that they must be time machines from Doctor Who:
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And finally, women are unprotected banks:
