Posted on May 8, 2023

19 Entitled Men Who Have THE Most Unrealistic Expectations When It Comes To Women — Like, They Reeeaaally Don't Get It

At this point, even pickup artists are cringing.

by Molly Capobianco

BuzzFeed Staff

Dude at the bar showing off his Wells Fargo bank account

Guy in the friend zone complains that he has to listen to a woman complain about the men she sleeps with and put up with her mood swings

Women today "are broken" because a guy who makes $300K and is in shape keeps getting ghosted

He complains about not getting a date in college, changes his social media pictures to a "chad," waits a day, then changes the pictures back to himself, but no one wanted to talk to him, so these women are going to waste their "birth years" with Chad

He demands that she respond to his texts even though she's at a party and they just matched a few hours ago

Complains that all the women on campus are stuck up and shallow and only like assholes, even though he'll open car doors for them and kiss their hands

Opening line is "Love what you did with the tits" and then doesn't understand why the woman is offended and asks why is she on Tinder if she doesn't want comments like that

He's devastated that his crush who led him on by talking to him in class is in a relationship

He can do equal or he can do chivalry but not both, and is just looking for an "adult human female" who takes responsibility for her actions

He's just asking for common decency and scolding her for not at least responding with "hi" when she's at work, since he knows she "doesn't have a boyfriend or anything to attend to"

He notes that he's looking at her smile rather than her privates and wonders why beautiful women like her don't want a nice guy, and when she doesn't jump on it, he says she's totally disregarding his feelings even though he's trying to be a good person

He wonders why "you girls" are so repulsed by him, when he has $300 sunglasses, has a nice car, dresses nice and is sophisticated, "magnificent"

He's into her 'cause she's not a bimbo and she's hot, then says she can play a bimbo, and if she wants it really rough, she can "act like a braindead bitch"

He goes on to say that he won't accept anything less than "I'm daddy and you're my princess; it has to be established that you know I'm the shit"

He wants to take her to lunch when he's in town after five years

He says she's being presumptuous about thinking he's asking her out, then he keeps asking her intrusive, persistent questions after she says she's not looking to date

He continues to be pushy and says he guesses he'll have to try again later after she's had some sleep, then goes on to say stuff like "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Easter"

An endless text exchange in which he asks her to take the time to understand him, even after she says he's harassing her

He seems to think she should talk to him because it's his first time in court tomorrow and he didn't do anything wrong

When she doesn't want to continue the conversation on Facebook, he says "Ur mid 4/10 and overweight anyway"

He sent her a request for $20: "I bought you drinks and we didn't hook up"

He can't believe "a lady as beautiful, intelligent and charming" as she is would listen to "talentless, computerized sounds created by large corporations," and offers to show her more classical, enchanting tunes, and she says "Please go away"

A 21-year-old virgin who's never been kissed "deserves to fuck the females" he wants more than any other guy because he's a good person, not a racist, a sexy, or a bully, but "these worthless fucking thots are getting run through" by "fuckboy assholes"

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