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This person who thought sending a Snapchat and writing in cursive were mutually exclusive:
2.
This person who complained when clearly busy Aldi employees didn't drop what they were doing to check them out at another register:
3.
This person who only paid attention to half of the headline:
4.
This person who, I'm assuming, has asked for the manager before — like, a lot:
5.
This person who couldn't wrap their head around the idea of putting cream and sugar into their own coffee:
6.
This person who expected to cut the line at every store they went to:
7.
This person who was shocked that Aldi wasn't open...before their posted hours:
8.
This person who was offended by the name of a construction company:
9.
This person who felt so strongly about a children's toy being demonic, they needed to post about it:
10.
This person who had a serious problem with "little Susie" and "little Johnny":
11.
This person who ordered from a Turkish restaurant and expected no spices in their food:
12.
This person who probably just shouldn't have posted this:
13.
This person who felt the need to make a big deal about what side of the plate their host put the silverware on, as if it mattered at all:
14.
This person who expected free flowers because they were injured:
15.
This person who called the cops on someone — for walking. And when they were rightly dismissed by dispatchers, they decided to post it on Facebook:
16.
This person who saw a valet service that doesn't handle cars with manual transmissions, and somehow, in their galaxy brain, blamed it on Marvel:
17.
And finally, this person who got upset at a milk brand calling milk...milk:
