1.
Millennial Trump doesn't use maps that aren't Google.
2.
Millennial Trump loves the wilderness and sleeping on yoga mats.
3.
On this particular day Millennial Trump's beanie is gray.
4.
"UGH laundry day, AMIRITE?!" - Millennial Trump
5.
Millennial Trump knows Pilates isn't fun but he's gotta keep up appearances, you know?
6.
Millennial Trump bought this hat specially for this trip to the Hamptons.
7.
Millennial Trump will ultimately choose Valencia.
8.
Millennial Trump is "starting" his right arm on Monday.
9.
Millennial Trump doesn't regret going through this phase.
