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    The All-Time Sexiest 8-Bit Hunks And Hotties

    Now you're playing with power.

    1. Raccoon Suit Mario, Super Mario Bros. 3

    And just like that, you're into furries...

    2. April O'Neil, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game

    This anchorwoman breaks news AND hearts. COWABUNGA!

    3. Bill "Mad Dog" Rizer, Contra


    4. Princess Toadstool, Super Mario Bros. 2

    Princess Toadstool isn't just a total babe, she's also the best character in the game.

    5. Pit, Kid Icarus

    This gorgeous Greek eye candy will LITERALLY shoot an arrow through your heart.

    6. Wendy, Maniac Mansion

    According to her bio, Wendy is an aspiring writer, but she's already written the book on hotness. YOWZA!

    7. Cheetah, World Class Track Meet

    Just LOOK at those thighs, they're like FOUR pixels wide. #JACKED

    8. Princess Zelda, The Legend of Zelda

    Excuse YOU, Princess...for being so damn fine!

    9. The "medium" player, Ice Hockey

    Not too husky, not too skinny, "medium guy" is juuuuuust right.

    10. Samus, Metroid

    Best. Ending. Ever.

    11. Nana, Ice Climber

    This arctic hottie oughta CLIMB out of that parka!

    12. Akira Dragon, Tecmo World Wrestling

    This should be the whole game, just watching him lift. It's perfect.

    13. Dark Queen, Battletoads

    Dang, girl, how do you fit all that into only eight bits???

    14. Link, The Legend of Zelda

    It's dangerous to go alone! Take ME.