Geeky·Posted on Jul 1, 201318 Signs Playing Risk Made You A MonsterAfter all, it's THE GAME OF WORLD CONQUEST.by Adam MoerderBuzzFeed Partner Network AssociateLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You know the key to global domination lies here. 2. This is you every time someone recommends Diplomacy or Axis & Allies. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. You neurotically keep your army in a tight formation. 4. This is you when an opponent chooses to start in Asia or Europe... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. The game had already turned your parents into monsters. 6. Taken out of context, your comments about other countries sound incredibly jingoist. 7. You tell other players what to do on their turn. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. You know this by heart and attack accordingly. 9. You're so paranoid you hide ongoing games in a "neutral" location. 10. You think all the other players are out to get you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Of course, you have no problem breaking alliances yourself. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. You obsess over taking the cold, desolate Russian peninsula Kamchatka, a place you'd NEVER WANT TO VISIT IN REAL LIFE. 13. If one of your opponent's dice are tilting even just a teeny bit, you make them RE-ROLL! 14. You're sooo nice at the beginning of the game, and no one gangs up on you... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. ...but soon you become this. 16. Even when victory is sealed, you let the game drag on like a sadistic jerk. 17. And make your friends stay awake for every second of your domination. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Until finally, you experience the greatest feeling of your life.