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We are all going to die! But seriously, we are. And <a href="http://msnonline.arizona.edu/resources/infographics-2/rise-of-chronic-illness-infographic/" target="_blank">chronic diseases</a> are the leading cause of death in the United States. You can’t escape it. Heart attack, cancer, diabeetus? How will you go out?

We are all going to die! But seriously, we are. And chronic diseases are the leading cause of death in the United States. You can’t escape it. Heart attack, cancer, diabeetus? How will you go out?

Which Disease Will You Die From?

How many cigarettes do you smoke a day?

If you could drink one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

What shape best describes you?

If you could only eat one thing the rest of your life, what would it be?

How many hours of sleep do you get?

Without looking, do you remember the first question?

How old are you?

How often do you see a doctor?

How often do you exercise?

How many times has WebMD diagnosed you with Cancer?

You are not a trend setter. Heart disease is the leading cause of death in the United States (1 in 4 deaths) making you the most boring person in your group of friends. You probably don’t exercise, have a poor diet, and smoke and drink a lot. Be it heart attack or stroke, you are going out in pain. But at least you won’t be alone: statistically speaking, 2-3 cars in front of you, that person will also die of heart disease.

Heart Disease

You are generally pretty creative. There are over 100 types of cancer and you are lucky enough to not be limited to just one. Some cancers are genetic but chances are you didn’t take great care for your health. Be it lung cancer, skin, breast, colon, or whatever your body desires to not fight against—you’re going down.

Cancer

Type I, Type II—doesn’t matter. Both can slowly kill you. Chances are you are inactive and not in any shape other than round, you have a poor diet, high blood pressure, and a family history of this death trap. Not to mention the atrocious amounts of sugar you consume. But don’t worry about the sugar going straight to your legs, they’ll fall off soon anyway.

Diabetes

Lung cancer, cystic fibrosis, and constantly hacking up furballs. You probably smoke like a chimney. Poor air quality doesn’t help either; it might not be too late to relocate to the uninhabited mountains–you don’t have friends because of the constant hacking anyway. At least there you can die in peace. And by peace I mean you’ll probably cough to death.

Chronic Respiratory Disease

You may have hit your head one too many times. “Old age” is your excuse for everything and these strangers won’t stop bothering you. “Who are you?” is the most common phrase in your bag of reminders but you can’t remember where you put it. You’re going to die, but you’ll forget why.

Alzheimer's

You’re either a health nut or a robot. Either way, you will live for-freaking-ever. It might take some voodoo, but somehow you’ll escape every disease known to man. But it won’t be pretty. Correction: YOU won’t be pretty.

You Will Live Forever

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