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Which Minoan Palace Are You?

γνῶθι σεαυτόν, y'all. But can you really know yourself without knowing which Minoan palace best represents your *true* personality?

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  1. What do you think a lustral basin is?

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    Sexy bathtime
    Via Duane Bryers
    Sexy bathtime
    Via Duane Bryers
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    Ritual sexy bathtime
    Ritual sexy bathtime
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    Sewage tank
    Via AP Photo/Victor R. Caivano
    Sewage tank
    Via AP Photo/Victor R. Caivano
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    Baby bull swimming pool
    Via dailymail.co.uk
    Baby bull swimming pool
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    Betyl washing station
    Betyl washing station
  2. What would appear in your window of appearances?

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    Yourself. Pretending to walk down stairs.
    Yourself. Pretending to walk down stairs.
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    Colin Firth
    Colin Firth
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    BOOBS.
    BOOBS.
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    Baby goats in onesies.
    Baby goats in onesies.
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    Macy's Christmas window display
    Macy's Christmas window display
  3. What do you use your Horns of Consecration for?

    lakodaemon.co.uk
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    Fancy chair
    Fancy chair
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    Feather boa display
    Feather boa display
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    Sling shot
    Sling shot
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    Oversized souvlaki skewers
    Oversized souvlaki skewers
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    Hat rack
    Hat rack
  4. Which dance do you do down your West Courtyard?

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    Electric Slide
    Electric Slide
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    One rootin' n tootin' do-si-do
    One rootin' n tootin' do-si-do
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    A sloppy Charleston
    A sloppy Charleston
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    Interpretive dance to an 80s power ballad
    Interpretive dance to an 80s power ballad
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    The Nae Nae
    Via cnn.com
    The Nae Nae
    Via cnn.com
  5. What do you keep in your kouloures?

    Evans 1930
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    Ham
    Ham
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    Beanie baby collection
    Beanie baby collection
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    Granny's knick-knacks
    Granny's knick-knacks
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    Communal spittoon
    Communal spittoon
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    Mismatched socks
    Mismatched socks
  6. What caused the Protopalatial destruction?

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    Gypsum went out of style.
    Gypsum went out of style.
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    2000 tons of storage ham spontaneously combusted.
    Via abc.net.au
    2000 tons of storage ham spontaneously combusted.
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    Time traveling Herulians
    Time traveling Herulians
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    Bulls got loose, enslaved Minoans.
    Via Yago Partal
    Bulls got loose, enslaved Minoans.
    Via Yago Partal
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    Obama.
    Via whitehouse.gov
    Obama.
  7. How will future archaeologists misinterpret your palatial remains?

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    Mistake your upper story bathroom ventilation shaft as a "light well"
    Mistake your upper story bathroom ventilation shaft as a "light well"
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    Believe that your child's wall drawings are fancy frescoes
    Believe that your child's wall drawings are fancy frescoes
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    Mistake your Betty Page fetish doll for a "snake goddess" figurine
    Mistake your Betty Page fetish doll for a "snake goddess" figurine
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    Suggest that your bitchass crib is some community center
    Via Ashleigh Fata
    Suggest that your bitchass crib is some community center
    Via Ashleigh Fata
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    Misidentify your sweet pogs collection as decorated seals
    Misidentify your sweet pogs collection as decorated seals
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