Before Kanye deleted all of his tweets and started the account over anew, he gifted us with some of the deepest observations in Twitter history...
1. Kanye on his relationship with white girls:

2. Kanye on Broadway:

3. Kanye on talent:

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4. Kanye on water bottles:

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5. Kanye on rugs:

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6. Kanye on bike stores:

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7. Kanye on fonts:

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9. Kanye on his ego:

10. Kanye on salmon:

11. Kanye on pillows:

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12. Kanye on scarves:

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13. Kanye on Stevie Wonder:

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14. Kanye on comedy:

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15. Kanye on Nirvana:

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16. Kanye on toast/Swedish:

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17. Kanye on elevators:

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18. Kanye on his "cool" status:

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19. Kanye on apples:

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20. Kanye on Macbooks:

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21. Kanye on Jimmy Kimmel/Sarah Silverman:

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22. Kanye on Twitter:

23. Kanye on paparazzi:

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24. Kanye on conference tables:

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25. Kanye on sideburns:

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BONUS! New favorite thing:

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"Liz Lemon, I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!!"
"Liz Lemon, do you know where to find marble conference tables?"
"Liz Lemon, SARAH SILVERMAN IS A THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER THAN YOU AND THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS IT!"