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22 Reasons Ron Swanson Should Be Our Next President

Besides the whole hatred of government thing, of course. Swanson 2016!

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1. He has a winning and trustworthy smile.

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Who wouldn't vote for that face?

2. He's well-educated.

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His speeches would be hella entertaining.

3. He wouldn't let his emotions get in the way.

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Every issue would be scrutinized with an unbiased and inherently manly gaze.

4. He's got pizzazz.

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NEVER underestimate pizzazz.

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5. He's clever.

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He'd be able to solve any problem in a stern and straightforward way.

6. He gets straight to the point.

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Don't try to BS this Chief of State.

7. The man knows how to pose.

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His official portraits would be legendary.

8. He'd protect your constitutional rights.

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The right to bear arms? Hell yes. I'm President Ron Fucking Swanson.

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9. He's relatable.

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I like ice cream cones too! OMG!

10. He knows how to deal with people.

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You can bet there would be no uppity shit during his time in office.

11. He knows what he wants.

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He would know exactly how to help the country and, by god, he would get it done.

12. He'd have THE most entertaining sometimes-First Lady, bar none.

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Tammy Swanson, bitches.

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13. He is manly as hell.

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LOOK AT THAT PINNACLE OF MAJESTY. NO ONE WOULD DARE DISRESPECT SUCH INNATE AUTHORITY.

14. He's a family man.

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Everyone loves a family man.

15. His life policies are spot-on.

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He'd get this country in tiptop shape before you could say "BACON."

16. His mustache rivals that of William Howard Taft, another American president.

That, my compatriots, is a mustache of pure, unadulterated freedom.
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That, my compatriots, is a mustache of pure, unadulterated freedom.

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17. He stands by his decisions.

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You will never catch Ron Ulysses Swanson being wishy-washy.

18. He loves America.

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That's, like, Prerequisite Numero Uno for being president.

19. He wants to help the people.*

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*Help them do nothing. What a kind-hearted, beautiful man.

20. He's got a good handle on economics.

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He would make sure everyone learned how to do things, and therefore never buy things.

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21. He wouldn't let the power get to his head.

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Plus, he loves freedom too much to become a dictator.

22. He was BORN for this job.

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Three snaps in a Z formation!

Ronald Ulysses Swanson for President 2016

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