This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Dec 2, 201419 Reasons Captain Jack Sparrow Would Be The Ideal Life CoachHe's a pirate. Savvy?by Maddi LewisCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. He'd have all the answers. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. He could impart his mastery of sass on you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. He'd always have exactly what you needed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. He'd know exactly how to deal with the haters. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. He'd always know what you were thinking. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. His priorities would always be in their correct order. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. He'd always be looking to the future. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. He'd always keep his cool... well, most of the time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. He'd understand that families can be difficult. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. He'd always try his best. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. He’d never be afraid to take a risk or two. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. He'd be (brutally) honest. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. He'd know exactly how to have a great time. 14. He wouldn't let anything or anyone get to him. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. He'd do anything he could to protect what he loved. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. His comebacks would always be on point. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. He'd use his cynicism to his advantage. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. He'd be chock full of wise words. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Even if they came a little too late... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. And he'd always stay true to himself. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF