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19 Reasons Captain Jack Sparrow Would Be The Ideal Life Coach

He's a pirate. Savvy?

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1. He'd have all the answers.

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2. He could impart his mastery of sass on you.

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3. He'd always have exactly what you needed.

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4. He'd know exactly how to deal with the haters.

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5. He'd always know what you were thinking.

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6. His priorities would always be in their correct order.

7. He'd always be looking to the future.

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8. He'd always keep his cool... well, most of the time.

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9. He'd understand that families can be difficult.

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10. He'd always try his best.

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11. He’d never be afraid to take a risk or two.

12. He'd be (brutally) honest.

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13. He'd know exactly how to have a great time.

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14. He wouldn't let anything or anyone get to him.

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15. He'd do anything he could to protect what he loved.

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16. His comebacks would always be on point.

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17. He'd use his cynicism to his advantage.

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18. He'd be chock full of wise words.

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Even if they came a little too late...

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19. And he'd always stay true to himself.

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