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    19 Reasons Captain Jack Sparrow Would Be The Ideal Life Coach

    He's a pirate. Savvy?

    1. He'd have all the answers.

    2. He could impart his mastery of sass on you.

    3. He'd always have exactly what you needed.

    4. He'd know exactly how to deal with the haters.

    5. He'd always know what you were thinking.

    6. His priorities would always be in their correct order.

    7. He'd always be looking to the future.

    8. He'd always keep his cool... well, most of the time.

    9. He'd understand that families can be difficult.

    10. He'd always try his best.

    11. He’d never be afraid to take a risk or two.

    12. He'd be (brutally) honest.

    13. He'd know exactly how to have a great time.

    14. He wouldn't let anything or anyone get to him.

    15. He'd do anything he could to protect what he loved.

    16. His comebacks would always be on point.

    17. He'd use his cynicism to his advantage.

    18. He'd be chock full of wise words.

    Even if they came a little too late...

    19. And he'd always stay true to himself.