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17 Scathing Movie Insults You Can Add To Your Arsenal

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1. "You have the manners of a goat, and you smell like a dungheap."

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Film: Highlander (1986)

Spoken by: Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez (Sean Connery)

3. "You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell."

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Film: The Witches of Eastwick (1987)

Spoken by: Alexandra Medford (Cher)

4. "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

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Film: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

Spoken by: Taunting French Gaurd (John Cleese)

7. "I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior. And I don't like you, jerk-off."

9. "What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard... Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."

10. "You are nothing! If you were in my toilet, I wouldn't bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me than you!"

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Film: Swimming With Sharks (1994)

Spoken by: Buddy Ackerman (Kevin Spacey)

13. "The day I need a friend like you, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out."

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Film: The Mist (2007)

Spoken by: Mrs. Carmody (Marcia Gay Harden)

14. "You dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat!"

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Film: The Three Amigos (1986)

Spoken by: Lucky Day (Steve Martin)

15. "Is it true that, when you were born, the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?"

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Film: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994)

Spoken by: Tick (Hugo Weaving)

17. "Look up 'idiot' in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?" "A picture of me?" "No, the definition of the word 'idiot,' which you fucking are!

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