1. "You have the manners of a goat, and you smell like a dungheap."
2. "Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerfherder!"
3. "You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell."
4. "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
5. "If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak."
6. "There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel."
7. "I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior. And I don't like you, jerk-off."
8. "I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon."
9. "What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard... Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
10. "You are nothing! If you were in my toilet, I wouldn't bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me than you!"
11. "If I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backward."
12. "You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!"
13. "The day I need a friend like you, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out."
14. "You dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat!"
15. "Is it true that, when you were born, the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?"
16. "Has anyone ever told you you look like a penis with a little hat on?"
17. "Look up 'idiot' in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?" "A picture of me?" "No, the definition of the word 'idiot,' which you fucking are!
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