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15 Times Squidward Said Exactly What You Were Thinking

We are all sarcastic green cephalopods. Oh, my aching tentacles.

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1. When you couldn't give two damns:

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Also, leave me alone forever.

2. When people tried to play with your emotions:

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Mwahaha.

3. When all the Exciting Weekend Things were over and Monday rolled back around:

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Sigh.

4. Every time you ever had to deal with people:

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"And put one of those fingers on each hand up." -- priceless advice from one Marshall Mathers III.

5. When technology got a little too crazy:

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At least those weird sit-up things will give you abs.

6. When it was only 10 a.m. and the day was already terrible:

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Step 1: bang head against wall.

Step 2: see Step 1.

7. When the only thing you want in the entire world is a snack and you can't find one:

FUCK YOU, MAGIC CONCH. GIVE ME SOME FRITOS.
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FUCK YOU, MAGIC CONCH. GIVE ME SOME FRITOS.

8. When you wake up to a text/call from someone you reeeeally don't want to deal with:

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Were you not listening when I said, "Wake me up when I care?"

9. When you are asked any question by any person in any circumstance:

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Unless it's, "Do you want to eat this?"

10. When yet another friend gets engaged or married:

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Time to go adopt some cats, I guess.

11. When the youths start up again:

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Planking? Cinnamon Challenge? Twerking? WTF.

12. When you just can't deal with it anymore:

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"Don't kill, only maim or seriously injure." -- Dobby on a bad day.

13. When seemingly nothing is going right in the world:

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Time to Rip-van-Winkle this shit.

14. When you get a phone call (and actually answer it, even though it's probably either a sales' call or a distant relative)"

Maybe the person on the other line will want to read your screenplay/listen to your demo/buy your Play-Doh recreation of the Pietà.
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Maybe the person on the other line will want to read your screenplay/listen to your demo/buy your Play-Doh recreation of the Pietà.

15. When you get your paycheck for the month:

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Rollin' in it.

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