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1. What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth? A CAULIFLOWER.
2. What do you call a chicken crossing the road? POULTRY IN MOTION!
3. What do you call a grizzly bear standing in the rain? A DRIZZLY BEAR!
4. What animal has more lives than a cat? A FROG- IT CROAKS EVERY NIGHT!
5. Why did the elephant eat a 100 watt light bulb? HE WANTED A LIGHT LUNCH!
6. When was meat so high? WHEN THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON!
7. What kind of birds always stick together? VEL-CROWS!
8. What is a sea monster's favorite snack? SHIPS AND DIP.
9. How does a farmer mend his plants? WITH A CABBAGE PATCH!
10. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A BUCK 'N' EAR!
11. Why did the bowling pins stop working? BECAUSE THEY WENT ON STRIKE!
12. Why did the pig go into the kitchen? IT FELT LIKE BACON!
13. What do you call a cow with a twitch? BEEF JERKY!
14. What do you call a mean-tempered horse? A NIGHTMARE!
15. What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? REALITY!
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