1. OH LOOK A NUT
2. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT
3. I FOUND A NUT
4. Ok, ok, now, what to do with this nut.
5. Hmmmm.
6. I know!
7. I will take this nut and dig it into the ground.
8. God I'm smart.
9. Who ever knew that I would be this clever?
10. YA HEAR THAT MOM? LITTLE BOBBY MADE IT!
11. Ok, imma dig the hole now.
12. I love digging holes.
13. Wow, look at this great hole I made!
14. I am a genius, this is a masterpiece.
15. Why is the ground shaking?
16. I should probably see what's causing i-
17. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THAT?
18. JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH ITS HIDEOUS
19. IT LOOKS LIKE A PUDGY PINK MONKEY
20. BUT WITH LESS HAIR
19. AND A LOT FATTER
20. WHY ISN'T IT MOVING?
21. WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO
22. I should probably stop staring.
23. Staring is pretty rude you know.
24. Ok, I'll do this
25. I'm gonna act casual.
26. Act as if I don't see this monstrosity.
27. I'll just put my nut in the whole.
28. HOLY CHRIST THERE'S A PACK OF THEM NOW
29. WHY ARE THEY GATHERING AROUND ME?
30. WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS??
31. Maybe they think I look good?
32. I mean they wouldn't be wrong.
33. I'm a specimen of desire for my species.
34. I mean of course
35. Why wouldn't they be staring at me?
36. Should I do a trick or something?
37. They might give me more nuts if I do?
38. But wait, do I know any tricks?
39. Nah not really?
40. You know what I'll do?
41. I'll get really close to them.
42. Maybe all they wanna do is pet me.
43. Ok I'll do that.
44. Hello hellishly tall creatures!
45. WTF WHY ARE THEY SCREAMING?
46. I DIDN't DO ANYTHING
47. OH GOD THEY'RE RUNNING EVERYWHERE
48. Jesus calm down.
49. All I did was take a step towards y'all.
50. Whatever, these creatures are stupid.
51. They really aren't worth my ti-
52. OH LOOK A NUT!
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