A Year In MLAs Looking Awkward

12 Months of standing around looking gormless

January

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Peter gets in some practice in case he gets invited to the leader's debate after all.

February

Arlene Foster is introduced to some of her biggest fans.

March

Dog licks arse

Mike and Danny dig a deeper hole for their party

April

Sinn Fein pledge to protect the North of Ireland from vampires

One Direction haven't been the same since Zayn left

Pull my finger

May

Rumour has it Agnew himself was up on the stepladder putting this one up.

Gavin gives his acceptance speech a last minute skim over for grace and tact

Still blaming Naomi in Belfast ...

June

Barry McElduff endorses partition

In the absence of a cake, Edwin takes the biscuit.

And now on BBC1, 'Last of the Shinner Whine' ...

July

Paul's new profile picture raised a few eyebrows

August

A disgruntled Jeremy Corbyn comes second in a Gerry Adams lookalike competition.

Mike denies there's a side deal in the Stormont House Agreement for Gok Wan to sort out his wardrobe.

September

"I've got better things to do with my time," said Peter.

Alex tries to tempt David Cameron over for budget talks.

New DUP MLA Emma Pengelly formally signs the Stormont pledge to stand around and look awkward.

October

Simon seeks medical attention for resignation letter writer's cramp

An inflated tube

The Mike-Dogg greets his homey Snoop Tom on stage. Word.

November

The DUP blame the UUP's two new co-opted MLAs for the majority vote for Same Sex Marriage ...

Welfare reform demands job-seekers retrain or face sanctions

December

The full starting grid in the race for the DUP Leadership

Gerry advises Donald how to tighten control in border areas