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What Should You Actually Order At The Diner?

Pancakes, Gyros, AND Disco Fries?? Oh my!

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From all-day breakfast to a centerfold dedicated to hamburgers alone, it seems more feasible to settle on a life insurance plan sooner than selecting a meal.

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Never again shall your frustrated tears roll down the plastic pages of a ten-pound diner menu. Let this quiz guide the fates of your ~deluxe~ deep-fried destiny.

  1. 1.

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    My newspaper and I will have a seat at the counter.
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    Three: Me, myself, and my feelings.
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    Via static.guim.co.uk
    PARTYYYYYYYY
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    Via dangerouspiesbalt.com
    We'll take any booth with the bounciest, BOINGIEST seats.
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    Via womenworld.org
    A banquet table fit for a carnivorous feast.
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    Via fiftieswedding.com
    Just a little table for me and my steady.
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    Via sammydvintage.com
    An After-School Special Snack
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    What time even is it?
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    Via healthfulpursuit.com
    I eat six small meals to provide constant energy throughout the day. Three meals are so mainstream.
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    Via crazyrunninggirl.com
    A balanced breakfast of carbs, sugar, and more sugar.
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    Via simondeanphotography.com
    A protein-packed dinner to feed my meaty loins.
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    *Sigh* Whatever. I don't know.
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    Via wordpress.com
    Anything saltier than my tears.
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    Via iqpill.com
    Sugar shalt not pass the lips of a true barbarian warrior.
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    WOOP WOOP WOOP
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    Via blog.chesterniteowl.com
    Salt all around that rimrimrimrimrim
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    Via wordpress.com
    Something sugary to get these feet twisting and shouting.
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    Via wordpress.com
    Neither. I avoid refined sugar and sodium.
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    I'll use my hands THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
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    Via polyvore.com
    And risk staining my cardigan? Utensils, please.
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    Via i.dailymail.co.uk
    Whichever requires the least effort.
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    Via i.kinja-img.com
    My hands are the quickest route to my mouth vessel.
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    I brought reusable chopsticks to reduce my carbon hand print on the environment.
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    Via bitrebels.com
    What about a spork?
  5. 5.

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    Via rhino.com
    "Sherry" by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
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    Via a3.mzstatic.com
    "Turn Down For What" by DJ Snake and Lil Jon
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    Via brookwoodcafe.com
    Soundscapes of Bacon
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    Via derekbateman.co.uk
    "The Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel
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    Via wordpress.com
    You probably never heard of it.
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    Via previously.us
    "99 Luftballons" by Nena
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    Via cutearoo.com
    Crawling back into bed, probably.
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    Via d1amk1w0mr5k0.cloudfront.net
    Making pillow forts and playing tag and sharing feelings and
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    Via flickr.com
    *Snores* *Drools*
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    Via ragebot.com
    Back to work on my installation art.
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    Via thumbs.dreamstime.com
    Chopping lumber with my bare hands.
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    Via flickr.com
    Getting in by curfew and setting my rollers before bed.
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