1)Stop talking to her about how you are a boobs man/ass man or how you desire a certain physical quality. This is 2013! Chances are the girl is already investing a huge portion of her income on push-up bras and crest whitening strips. She is already overwhelmed by photo shopped pictures of her girlfriends and is trying to look her best. This is not the renaissance era; we already know how import good looks are to society.
2)DO NOT BRING UP EX AFFAIRS…unless you have been dating for months. No one wants to hear about how you were in love with Betty Boobs last month. Chances are we have already stalked you on facebook, instagram, tumblir and whatever else you spend your afternoons on. So bring up ex will only make us think that you are not over them. Trust me we already know everything about your ex and have already added their favorite aunt on our fake fb accounts in order to keep an eye on them. And no it's not crazy we only do this out of love. And yes, we have untagged ourselves from most of our ex bf's pics… so if you bring up ex… we'll start opening up and you don't want to go down that road.
3)No we DO NOT want to hear about how you see yourself with us for a long time… or want to marry us. This is not the nineties… I don't spend my time on love calculator trying to figure out if we'll end up together. I don't need to daydream about our wedding day. I have a pintrest account like a real adult woman should! And I am invested in my fantasy wedding league along with 500 of my other unmarried college friends.
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