This is the face you make when you're constipated, but you're trying to hide the fact that you're constipated. Via kanyewest.rapbasement.com Coincidentally, this is also the face you make when you're at an "adult" dinner party listening to someone two years your senior talking about the stock market. This is the face you make when you try to telepathically communicate with your dog. Via funnypicture.org We've all done it. But don't kid yourself, all your dog cares about are treats and licking his own ass. This is the face you make when you wave at someone you don't know. Via news.nster.com Think- quick. If you retract your hand fast enough you can make it look like you were swatting at an invisible fly. Alternatively, casually run your fingers through your hair. This is the face you make when you've had too much tequila. Via picturefans.com You're slaughtered and you know it. But that's the only thing you know. And you keep saying, "Dude, where's my car?"#don'tdrinkanddrivekids This is the face you make when WebMD tells you, you're going to die. TOMORROW. C.universal / c.Universal / Rex Featur / Via telegraph.co.uk You refresh the page and type in your symptoms again. You're sweating a little bit, thinking about calling your mom, but then your boss walks in and you hand her that marketing report and suddenly your stomach ulcer disappears. This is the face you make when someone encroaches on your personal space. Via theloudlaugh.com You're in the elevator on a Tuesday, and the ghost of Emily Post would say that because you occupy the left corner, John the accountant, should stand towards the right corner, leaving a good three feet of space in-between you. But John is going to stand right next to you and playfully slap your arm as he talks about last nights football game, which you purposely didn't watch. This is the face you make when you've been at the gym too long. Via ranker.com You're dehydrated and hungry. You just stubbed your toe on the squat machine, and you forgot to apply deodorant this morning. Where is JJ Watt with your Gatorade? This is the face you make when you see a cockroach in your room. Via pinterest.com You're standing on a chair. You're trying not to make direct eye contact. You feel like you're having a stroke and part of you hopes that it's real so that you don't have to deal with this. No one in your apartment building will be sleeping tonight. Grab the Raid; this is war! This is the face you make when your roommate eats your food. Jason Merritt / Getty Images / Via huffingtonpost.com You were saving that left over pizza for today. Today at 6:17 pm. You dreamed about that pizza during your commute. That pizza was the only good thing in your life. And now it's gone. This is the face you make when you think you're flirting. Via baklol.com It's going well. You're laughing, he's laughing. You're playing with your hair and touching his arm. He's still talking to you. That's a good sign, right? So go on, smile like a human and tell him you like his eyes. Everything is cool. He's beautiful, he's talking to you, and this is NORMAL. And finally, this is the face you make when you still can't believe your Hogwarts letter never came. Via jiguneju19.blogspot.com You know your parents and your siblings are muggles. It's so obvious. But you, you're the exception. So where is the letter? Personally, I blame Errol.