In case you haven't heard:

Therefore, "People" magazine thought this...

...was hotter than this.

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They really thought that THIS...

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...could even COMPETE with THIS.

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And this.

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This.

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Also this:

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Honest to God, "People" thought that this...

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...was even on the same playing field as THIS.

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Yes, Ryan. "People" magazine really, truly thought that.

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REALLY, THEY DID.

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Like...

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I'm not even joking.

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Ryan, I really am not kidding you.

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EVEN CHANNING TATUM THINKS THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

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TWO FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW THEY GOT IT WRONG.

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TO RECAP, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET IT, "People" magazine thought THIS...

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...was ANYWHERE NEAR, LIKE CLOSE AT ALL, AS HOT AS THIS.

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AND THIS.

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THIS TOO.

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Seriously, come on now.

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IT'S JUST INSANE.

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UNFAIR...

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UNJUST....

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A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.

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A CRIME!!!!

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OH, YEAH, "PEOPLE" MAG SEEMED TO HAVE "FORGOTTEN" RYAN'S SURPRISE APPEARANCE AT A 5K RUN IN TEXAS TO RAISE MONEY FOR A SCHOOL FOR DEAF PEOPLE.

THEY ALSO "FORGOT" THAT TIME SEVEN MONTHS AGO WHEN HE SAVED A GIRL'S LIFE.

ANNNNNND THEY DIDN'T SEEM TO "REMEMBER" HOW HE TAKES HIS OWN GARBAGE OUT AND POSES WITH THE RECYCLING BIN.

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SHAME ON YOU, "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE. SHAME ON YOU. SHAME.

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*MIC DROP*

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I'M OUT.

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PS. Doesn't he kind of look like a thumb?
