In case you haven't heard:
Therefore, "People" magazine thought this...
...was hotter than this.
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They really thought that THIS...
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...could even COMPETE with THIS.
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And this.
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This.
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Also this:
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Honest to God, "People" thought that this...
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...was even on the same playing field as THIS.
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Yes, Ryan. "People" magazine really, truly thought that.
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REALLY, THEY DID.
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Like...
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I'm not even joking.
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Ryan, I really am not kidding you.
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EVEN CHANNING TATUM THINKS THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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TWO FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW THEY GOT IT WRONG.
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TO RECAP, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET IT, "People" magazine thought THIS...
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...was ANYWHERE NEAR, LIKE CLOSE AT ALL, AS HOT AS THIS.
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AND THIS.
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THIS TOO.
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Seriously, come on now.
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IT'S JUST INSANE.
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UNFAIR...
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UNJUST....
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A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.
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A CRIME!!!!
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OH, YEAH, "PEOPLE" MAG SEEMED TO HAVE "FORGOTTEN" RYAN'S SURPRISE APPEARANCE AT A 5K RUN IN TEXAS TO RAISE MONEY FOR A SCHOOL FOR DEAF PEOPLE.
THEY ALSO "FORGOT" THAT TIME SEVEN MONTHS AGO WHEN HE SAVED A GIRL'S LIFE.
ANNNNNND THEY DIDN'T SEEM TO "REMEMBER" HOW HE TAKES HIS OWN GARBAGE OUT AND POSES WITH THE RECYCLING BIN.
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SHAME ON YOU, "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE. SHAME ON YOU. SHAME.
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*MIC DROP*
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I'M OUT.
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PS. Doesn't he kind of look like a thumb?
