Well well well, we have gathered here today because you clicked on a link that mentioned "thigh rubbing."
"Thigh rubbing, eh?" - You, probably.
The thigh rubbing occurred during the England vs. Croatia World Cup game.
That thigh rubbing has been on my mind ever since.
This is a still picture of the thigh rubbing:
Wow.
You think that's all I've got for you? You're wrong. I deliver the goods. There's video that is 700 times better.
Let’s go England!
Our God..
..is a...
...good God.
Bye.
H/t Attitude.