In case you didn't know, because you probably don't, Phoebe Price is a person who is
"famous" for wanting to be famous. I didn't make that up... it's a known *thing* and literally the paparazzi agencies caption her pictures with "wannabe celebrity" or "wannabe actor."
For some reason, the paparazzi follow her and the pictures are pretty fucking ridiculous but also kind of amazing. I'm not even being mean. It's just true!
Let's recap her year...
In 2016, Phoebe posed with a slice of pizza.
A SLICE OF PIZZA.
She pulled a burrito out of her pocket...
...and also had a photo shoot with it.
She did her signature pose every time she could:
ALL THE TIME!
When she wasn't bending over for a casual ass pic, she was doing something like this.
Or pretending to take a selfie.
Here she is casually buying a cupcake.
Here she is casually eating a frozen banana.
Actually, *casually* posing and eating is one of her specialities.
Here she is walking down the street with a giant milkshake.
Phoebe also does this thing where she poses with tabloids.
Yeah, IDK, but it's her thing.
This was her daytime Halloween look.
And this was her meeting Santa look.
Phoebe ended the year by voting...
...posing with a big-ass baby mask...
...eating Thanksgiving dinner alone...
...and doing this:
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!
2017 is totally going to be the year of Phoebe Price!