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Which Of Jon Hamm's Massive Bulges Are You?

What's your favorite season?

If you had to pick a color out of these choices, what would it be?

Remember, some of these items could have multiple uses.

If you were stuck on a deserted island which of these items would you take with you?

If you were a fabric, what fabric would you be?

What's your preferred scent?

What Christina Aguilera song describes you best?

If you could live in any city for a month what city would it be?

You are a compassionate and caring bulge. You think of your bulge as "the voice of the people." Your bulge is loud and powerful. God Bless America (and your bulge).

Politically Active Bulge

Haaaaay! "Let's go shopping," says your bulge! Let's also wear a pair of shorts that showcase your massive bulge. The mall is the place for you to be seen. That's where you hang out the most.

Shopping Bulge

Hey big guy (or girl)! Your bulge is all about that cash money. You like your bulges to be suited and free. There's nothing better than a nice pair of slacks AKA the best pants for bulge viewing (besides sweat pants or gym shorts).

Suit Bulge

Aloha, you chill ass bulge! You love the beach and the sun and chill vibes and just being you. You have tan lines and that's alright with you. Your bulge doesn't mind.

Beach Bulge

Your bulge has a good heart and is slightly guarded. When it comes to bulges, you're protected. You have a cup.

Baseball Bulge

Your bulge is always on the phone. People sometimes think you're stuck up but you're just misunderstood. In terms of your bulge, it likes just sitting there. No underwear for you.

Busy Bulge

Your bulge loves animals! Your bulge also loves going on walks with friends. Bulge wise, you love the freeing natural air that shorts provide your bulge.

Animal Lover Bulge

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Which Of Jon Hamm's Massive Bulges Are You?

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