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Which Of Jon Hamm's Massive Bulges Are You?

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  1. 1. What's your favorite season?

    Winter
    Spring
    Summer
    Fall
    California
    Inside
  2. 2. If you had to pick a color out of these choices, what would it be?

    Blue
    Black
    Grey
    Yellow
    Red
    Brown
    White
  3. 3. If you were stuck on a deserted island which of these items would you take with you?

    Remember, some of these items could have multiple uses.

    A bathing suit
    An extra pair of shorts
    A microphone
    12 cartons of cigarettes
    Baseballs
    A blazer
    A good pair of shoes
  4. 4. If you were a fabric, what fabric would you be?

    Light khaki
    Suit pant fabric
    Something vintage
    Cargo shorts material
    Mesh
    Linen
    Sweats
  5. 5. What's your preferred scent?

    Success
    New clothes
    Old wood
    Your dog
    A baseball stadium
    Low tide
    Leather
  6. 6. What Christina Aguilera song describes you best?

    "Fighter"
    "Genie In A Bottle"
    "Beautiful"
    "Candyman"
    "Dirrty"
    "Your Body"
    "Come On Over"
  7. 7. If you could live in any city for a month what city would it be?

    Hong Kong
    A big ass ranch in Colorado
    Boston
    Miami
    Tokyo
    New York
    Washington DC

Which Of Jon Hamm's Massive Bulges Are You?

You got: Politically Active Bulge

You are a compassionate and caring bulge. You think of your bulge as "the voice of the people." Your bulge is loud and powerful. God Bless America (and your bulge).

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You got: Shopping Bulge

Haaaaay! "Let's go shopping," says your bulge! Let's also wear a pair of shorts that showcase your massive bulge. The mall is the place for you to be seen. That's where you hang out the most.

Shopping Bulge
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You got: Suit Bulge

Hey big guy (or girl)! Your bulge is all about that cash money. You like your bulges to be suited and free. There's nothing better than a nice pair of slacks AKA the best pants for bulge viewing (besides sweat pants or gym shorts).

Suit Bulge
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You got: Beach Bulge

Aloha, you chill ass bulge! You love the beach and the sun and chill vibes and just being you. You have tan lines and that's alright with you. Your bulge doesn't mind.

Beach Bulge
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You got: Baseball Bulge

Your bulge has a good heart and is slightly guarded. When it comes to bulges, you're protected. You have a cup.

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You got: Busy Bulge

Your bulge is always on the phone. People sometimes think you're stuck up but you're just misunderstood. In terms of your bulge, it likes just sitting there. No underwear for you.

Busy Bulge
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You got: Animal Lover Bulge

Your bulge loves animals! Your bulge also loves going on walks with friends. Bulge wise, you love the freeing natural air that shorts provide your bulge.

Animal Lover Bulge
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