You turn on your computer and connect to the internet.
Success!
Just kidding your mom just picked up the phone.
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You try again...
You're in.
The first thing you do is sign onto AIM.
Where your friend is being a dick.
Via cubosh.net
And then you get rate limited.
Via gizmomash.com
Oh well, I guess this means you can burn that CD you've been meaning to make.
The disc pops out.
Via help.aol.com
FUCK. That's not working.
Via askubuntu.com
No more procrastination. It's homework time. You open Encarta and search for "sea cucumbers".
Via retrojunk.com
NO RESULTS.
You can't do your homework now. Great.
DAMMIT MOM.
WHY CAN'T WE GET A SECOND LINE?
OK, so you want to look at some porn.
BUT THE INTERNET IS SO SLOW THAT THE PICTURE WON'T LOAD.
Fuck that. I guess you'll have to settle for some Oregon Trail.
Then this happens:
And then Nicole gets dysentery.
And then you get dysentery.
That was fun.
So you try to download a song. You search and see there are so many results!
Via mysite.du.edu
You find what you want. It's going to take an hour for this one song.
2.5 hours later...
It finished!
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JK IT'S A VIRUS
Then this happens:
And this:
You want to die.
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You want a new computer but it's $2400 for this piece of shit.
Via buzzfeed.com
So you just sit there, stare, and hope that the computer will magically work if it "rests" for a while.
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THE END
