The 38 Weirdest Things Ever Sold On Facebook Marketplace, Like People Are Actually Terrifying

    It's the wild wild west on there.

    Matt Stopera
    by Matt Stopera

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Facebook marketplace is one of the most wild (and high-key magical) places on the internet where you can find literally anything...

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    That said, here are some of the weirdest things people have ever found on there...

    1. These *literal* footstools:

    🌸 deigh annah 🌸 @deedoersch

    How cursed are these stools i found on Facebook marketplace

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    Twitter: @deedoersch

    2. A minion patio heater:

    look at this highly cursed crying minion patio heater that i found on facebook marketplace pic.twitter.com/FGNi3f5TgG

    — Ellen (@ellenfromnowon) November 13, 2019
    Twitter: @ellenfromnowon

    3. "Spooky pies" that may actually eat you before you eat them:

    Max GreenDavidCronenberg @MaxTGreenberg

    Someone on facebook is selling “spooky pies”

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    Twitter: @MaxTGreenberg

    4. This cute Snoopy costume:

    Snoopy costume for sale on a sofa in a social media marketplace post
    Twitter: @costcohotd0g

    5. This "unique" storage cabinet:

    introducing the most cursed thing I have seen on facebook marketplace. Yes he is still for sale.
    no I will not be purchasing him. pic.twitter.com/wwYAlicOVz

    — Deadjosey (@DeadJosey) August 23, 2023
    Twitter: @DeadJosey

    6. A minion dresser:

    Dresser with Minion design from Despicable Me, for sale on Facebook marketplace
    Twitter: @cherryredocs

    7. A Garth Brooks one-of-a-kind jean jacket:

    Jacket with a large printed face on the back, displayed for sale. The post is a humorous share on a social platform
    Twitter: @katesonaplane

    8. A Thicc Pikachu:

    Facebook marketplace is incredibly cursed pic.twitter.com/PTyNUMX96p

    — Coor Beersman (@xwingpilot93) December 29, 2021
    Twitter: @xwingpilot93

    9. This goat skull that was definitely used for ritualistic sacrifice:

    The image shows an ornate, skull-shaped object with decorative elements, positioned on a textured surface
    Twitter: @j_brad3000

    10. An antique pitchfork:

    Absolutely cursed Facebook marketplace object pic.twitter.com/vhmeRVvW2s

    — Siobhán (@SlugInkPress) June 17, 2023
    Twitter: @SlugInkPress

    11. A homemade arm wrestling machine:

    Wooden chair modified with fake human arm for arm wrestling, labeled "Homemade Arm Wrestling Machine, $69"
    Twitter: @to0ties

    12. A CPR dog training model:

    on today's episode of cursed items I saw on Facebook Marketplace... pic.twitter.com/L7cU3sUVVc

    — Alex Website (@bullxndr) November 30, 2023
    Twitter: @bullxndr

    13. Candles that look like "real food":

    Absolutely cursed images on Facebook Marketplace pic.twitter.com/O6viDK0b6p

    — Dan Baldassarre (@evornithology) November 11, 2023
    Twitter: @evornithology

    14. A gynecological doctors table:

    this may be the most cursed facebook marketplace item i’ve ever seen … the stains on the walls??????? pic.twitter.com/jgVnf7O8i0

    — anna del rey (@sarahxtonin) January 20, 2024
    Twitter: @sarahxtonin

    15. This portrait of a UK comedian:

    Cool so I think I'm probably cursed for even looking at this. Facebook marketplace strikes again pic.twitter.com/9DaurFd0Vp

    — Gary (@garyanderson666) January 22, 2024
    Twitter: @garyanderson666

    16. A love seat with Timbs for feet:

    facebook marketplace is a cursed place pic.twitter.com/xBsBaFCwpq

    — koorah (@kooooooooooorah) March 11, 2024
    Twitter: @kooooooooooorah

    17. A suggestive Miss Piggy piggybank:

    Miss Piggy coin bank depicted, humorous context implying marketplace can be frightening
    Twitter: @la_guettler

    18. Used coffins:

    EmpressSolace @empress_solace

    Hubby found this on Facebook marketplace 🤣🤣🤣

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    Twitter: @empress_solace

    19. Fancy toilets:

    Facebook Marketplace is weird. pic.twitter.com/4NqcgFF3qE

    — MaTT FLaMMaBLe (@MaTTFLaMMaBLe) January 10, 2024
    Twitter: @MaTTFLaMMaBLe

    20. Jackie Kennedy in a wicker chair:

    facebook marketplace is weird pic.twitter.com/GKWnG8BOiK

    — Zooted Barbie (@the_local_thot) December 18, 2023
    Twitter: @the_local_thot

    21. A Titanic bounce house:

    I've seen a lot of weird things for sale on Facebook Marketplace, but I wasn't prepared for the existence of this... pic.twitter.com/SGhVDyYqIW

    — Grant McAuley (@grantmcauley) February 8, 2024
    Twitter: @grantmcauley

    22. This thoughtful Father's Day gift:

    ethan @fairypositions

    facebook marketplace is a weird place 🤨

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    Twitter: @fairypositions

    23. Some telephone poles:

    Woman sells telephone poles for $175 on Marketplace; various sizes shown with end-grain and bark
    Twitter: @capitalweather

    24. These cute shoes:

    Max Loomes @MaxLoomes

    Just found these monstrosities on Facebook marketplace. Burn them

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    Twitter: @MaxLoomes

    25. Four bags of rubber spaghetti:

    your face iz awsum @yourfaceizawsum

    ish gets weird on Facebook marketplace

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    Twitter: @yourfaceizawsum

    26. A homemade bathroom sign:

    Abject Zero @AbjectZero

    Just Missouri things. (Found on Facebook Marketplace)

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    Twitter: @AbjectZero

    27. A furry dresser:

    Vicky 🌻 @vickyidobson

    Can't stop thinking of these insane drawers I found on Facebook Marketplace

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    Twitter: @vickyidobson

    28. An $89 gnome ballerina:

    lIllIe @lillievukin

    haunted by this gnome ballerina figurine i found on facebook marketplace for $89

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    Twitter: @lillievukin

    29. Some earrings that smell kinda funny:

    ĐɆVłⱠ Đ₳ĐĐɎ @ambbatty

    I found this on Facebook marketplace if anyone doesn’t know what to get me for Christmas

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    Twitter: @ambbatty

    30. A couch made of multiple pairs of jeans:

    Is @isabellefayy

    This is my favourite thing I’ve ever found on Facebook marketplace

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    Twitter: @isabellefayy

    31. A 1985 Chevrolet "pirate ship":

    🌟 Salem 🌟 @LeynaThePicardy

    Look at this fuckin pirate ship I found on Facebook marketplace. Who wants to split the cost with me

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    Twitter: @LeynaThePicardy

    32. This crying girl in a raincoat:

    Child-sized mannequin in yellow raincoat and hat, facing a corner, in a room with furniture
    Twitter: @SlurpSocial

    33. Charles Manson's baby teeth:

    small teeth on a red cloth
    Twitter: @famousmags

    34. Spicy Gushers:

    This is one of the weirdest things on Facebook marketplace. And honestly I’m intrigued. pic.twitter.com/HOHnDuIebS

    — John Marc (@PlanetTelex79) March 4, 2022
    Twitter: @PlanetTelex79

    35. A Rock-shaped toothpaste topper:

    Weirdest thing for sale on Facebook marketplace today...@TheRock shaped 'toothpaste topper' pic.twitter.com/mnxcurHZTb

    — Martin (@antiquestwins) February 16, 2022
    Twitter: @antiquestwins

    36. This minion stove:

    Saw this on Facebook marketplace for 500 this is terrifying pic.twitter.com/XPbDrQEj3E

    — 𝑀𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓉𝓏𝒶𝐵𝓁𝑒𝓊🦋 (@maritzableu) December 16, 2022
    Twitter: @maritzableu

    37. This doll:

    Facebook marketplace is a terrifying place... I'm not even gonna ask. #whattheactualfuck pic.twitter.com/FYdHQ5k0iK

    — Briony (@BrionyWinn) May 12, 2019
    Twitter: @BrionyWinn

    38. And lastly, a basketball Halloween mask:

    bingus @nbclear

    hey guys check out what i found on facebook marketplace today

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    Twitter: @nbclear