Gelato can shove it. Aleksandargeorgiev / Getty Images Creme brulee can choke. Sungmoon Han / Getty Images Mince meat pies, I just, no. Diana Miller / Getty Images Is...that salad cream?!?! Cookies, I love you, but sweetie I'm sorry. Hillary Kladke / Getty Images Lemon merengue, she's a cute girl but as we all know cute can't compete with gorgeous. Getty Images And just, like, don't even get me started on apple pie. 1827 called, they want their crusty-ass pie back! Matthew Boyer / Getty Images The best dessert in the entire world comes from this place. The land of chicken finger subs, pineapple bowls, and sweet tea: Publix. Nicolasmccomber / Getty Images But this post isn't about their subs, this post is about their greatest contribution to the culinary arts. Twitter: @EtMonahan Yeah, you know it, it's their Key lime pie. Twitter: @pierceall As Kindly Myers learned, "theirs is something special." Twitter: @KindlyMyers Just looking at a picture of it gives me a body high. Twitter: @poodlewalker10 This closeup makes me tingle. Twitter: @agoudalife This harvest more bountiful than any of Oprah's. Twitter: @RVAdirt Only people with the highest of culinary tastes will understand. Twitter: @iamAyms Mr. Byrne, I have to agree with you. Greg Byrne @gregorytbyrne I rarely eat desserts anymore. But a Publix key lime pie always gets my attention. 11:34 PM - 20 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Random kid, I envy you. Twitter: @elisabethbost Santo, hell yeah. Santo @DrunkSanti I’d cut both my arms for some key lime pie from Publix rn 06:56 PM - 12 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Harrison Basketball, what a great opinion. Twitter: @harrison_mbb Say it louder, Sandy!! Twitter: @sandymaynardmsu So yeah, I just wanted to state the correct opinion that Publix Key lime pie is the best dessert in the world and really that's that on that. Twitter: @ThomasDahbura The end.