1. Pretending to be surprised about something someone already told her.
2. Actually looking cool in sunglasses.
3. Taking front-seat selfies with her besties.
4. Stealing fries.
5. Bubble baths.
6. Getting sympathy.
7. Making that $$$.
8. Every social network (except Pinterest).
9. Smoking cigars, posting pictures of it on Instagram, and not coming across like a total douche.
10. Basically every game on Xbox.
11. Cycle racing.
12. Looking cute.
13. Getting people to push her around in a cart.
14. Flossing with a leaf.
15. Looking flawless while eating a string bean.
16. Fitting inside milk crates.
17. Begging for things.
18. Mugging for the camera.
20. Convincing people to rub her head.
21. Pulling off a Mexican sombrero.
22. And getting people to follow her and do exactly as she says.
Now go check her out on on Facebook!