For the past year or so there's been a problematic social media internet trend thing of desperate keyboard warriors saying Lady Gaga is an irrelevant flop.
Ever since Artpop, resentful (Katy Perry) stans have been coming for Lady Gaga.
*Jennifer Lopez voice*
Stay salty, jealous trolls.
Truth is, Gaga has actually had one of the best years of her career, and her 2016 is — SCREENSHOT THIS — going to be a huge year for her.
Receipts, proof of purchase, you ask?
If you look at Gaga analytically, you'll see that Gaga is killing the game. In February 2015, Gaga won a GRAMMY for a jazz album. Like, a JAZZ ALBUM LOL.
In a year's time, she made the Academy Awards relevant again with her Sound of Music performance...
...got engaged to jizzworthy silver daddy Taylor Kinney...
...starred in a television series...
...was Billboard's woman of the year...
...and also won this little thing called a GOLDEN GLOBE.
In 2016, Lady Gaga released ONE SONG from a FILM. That ONE SONG from a FILM was nominated for an Academy Award and a Grammy.
That song was also No. 1 on the Billboard dance charts this year.
Yeah, no, that's not a flop.
In 2016, Lady Gaga became the first person in history to perform at the Super Bowl, Oscars, and Grammys in the same year...
...she became one of only a few relevant things people actually cared about in the Super Bowl...
...and once again proved that she has a better voice than all of your sad faves.
Like, more people were talking about Gaga than Coldplay. 💀
I know, Gaga, I can't with these haters either.
Basically, 2016 is off to an amazing start.
NOW CUT THAT JAZZ SHIT OUT AND GIVE US ANOTHER POP ALBUM <3
Correction: Lady Gaga is (obviously) not the first artist to perform at the Oscars, Grammys, and Super Bowl. BUT she is still the first artist to perform at all 3 in the same year✌️!!