If there is one person who captures the essence, inner turmoil, and overall experience of what it's like shopping at Target, it's Britney Spears.
1.Just like us, Britney is all smiles when she gets there. She's just going to be there for 20 minutes, but deep down she knows: "What kind of useless shit am I going to buy today? How long will Target swallow my soul for?" She better work, bitch.
2.Just like us, Britney grabs that cart and does everything she can to restrain herself from spending 20 minutes at the One Spot. Gimme more, but not today!
"No, I don't need another tiny notebook." —Britney Spears and you passing the One Spot
3.Just like us, Britney enters the bowels of Target. She only needs toilet paper, but Target works in mysterious ways. She spots vanilla candles. Her Uggs lead her the way.