You shall never, ever apologize.
You shall never let a bitch talk her mouth off, especially if untrue, which is always the case.
You shall never let a bitch get away with saying she looks like Beyonce when she looks absolutely nothing like her.
You shall live with it.
You shall bear false witness against thy neighbor.
You shall ALWAYS be fabulous.
You shall tell a bitch she looks like a fucking man and should get a a facelift for her crows feet if need be.
You shall never be afraid to spit in the face of someone who has crossed you.
You shall take the high road. All the way to hell. Bitch.
You shall only date guys who drink a lot.
You shall shade with side-eye.
But if you can hair-flip at the same time. Do that.
You shall not give a fuck.
You shall threaten to kill, but never actually do it.
Last, but most importantly: