A Ranking Of All 50 People In "Love Actually"

    This was the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

    Matt Stopera
    by Matt Stopera

    BuzzFeed Staff

    50. Harry

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    No disrespect to the dead, but Harry was the fucking worst. His wife is cool as hell and he still tries to fuck with Mia. God, fuck this dude!

    49. Daisy, Karen's daughter

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    Boring and sad.

    48. Jamie's Brother

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    Sleeps with his brother's girlfriend. A sneaky little shit. Awful.

    47. Ant and Dec

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    TV presenters with spiky, gelled hair. Very early 2000s. Sad.

    46. Mia

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    A villain. Dresses up as the devil for a Christmas party. WHO DOES THAT?!

    45. The President of the United States

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    An asshole. A bad look for the USA. Not a good politician.

    44. The DJ at Peter and Juliet's wedding

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    He's labeled "the worst DJ ever." Bad reputation. Not a good look.

    43. Jamie's Girlfriend

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    She's literally sick in the beginning which is gross. She also cheats on Jamie with his brother. Not cool.

    42. The old lady who answers the door when the prime minister is looking for Natalie

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    It takes her about two minutes to realize the prime minister is at her door. Get it together, lady.

    41. The little kids who answer the door when the prime minister is looking for Natalie

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    Why are these kids answering the door in the middle of the night? Where are their parents? Sad.

    40. Mary

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    She moves the Japanese ambassador meeting to four. Helpful lady.

    39. Pat, the housekeeper

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    Cleans stuff. Seems nice?

    38. Terrence, in charge

    His job is literally "being in charge."

    37. The priest that marries Juliet and Peter

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    A man of God. From what we see, he's good at his job.

    36. Nancy, the caterer

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    She's the caterer for Juliet and Peter's wedding. Has cool hair.

    35. Annie

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    An efficient women who keeps the prime minister in line. Totally whatever as a character, though. Next!

    34. Harriet

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    Comes back with Colin to the UK for some reason. Has a southern accent even though she's from Wisconsin. Strange.

    33. Karla

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    She doesn't have an accent even though she's Harriet's sister. She kisses Tony right away even though she doesn't know him. Weird.

    32. The Christmas Lobsters

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    Unconventional. Artsy fartsy. A statement on the "war on Christmas."

    31. Eleanor

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    The housekeeper for Jamie in France. She's kind of like an Airbnb host. Hip?

    30. Daniel's wife (RIP)

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    Technically not alive. Judging from her eulogy, she seemed like a good person and had a good taste in music.

    29. Mark

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    Actually pretty fucking creepy. He literally creep shots Juliet for his own private videos. Obsessed with his friend's wife. Problematic.

    28. Aurelia's father

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    Kind of mean but also kind of funny.

    27. Aurelia's sister

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    Jealous of Aurelia. Doesn't believe in true love. Sad.

    26. Carol

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    Claudia Schiffer. Wears a cool hat.

    25. Peter

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    Basic character and pretty irrelevant. He hates Christmas carolers.

    24. Stacey

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    Loves British accents.

    23. Genie

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    Also loves British accents.

    22. Carol-Anne

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    Loves British accents the most.

    21. Tony

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    Directs porn and keeps Colin in check. Cool dude. A good friend.

    20. Sarah

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    Kind of depressing. A buzzkill. Overrated and sad.

    19. Joanna Anderson

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    Does a totally decent cover of "All I Want For Christmas Is You." Mariah is shaking.

    18. Karl

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    Boring character but high up on the list because holy shit. His body.

    17. Juliet

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    Wears funky hats and has no idea Andrew Lincoln is in love with her. She's annoying at first but gets better as the movie goes on. Peaks when she kisses Mark. Overrated.

    16. Daniel

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    Can be a little much. Best friends with a child. Kind of weird.

    15. Colin

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    TBH he's kind of problematic!!! He literally goes to Wisconsin because he thinks more girls will sleep with him. Yes, he's cute, but sweetie I'm so sorry, grow up!

    14. These people hugging at the airport in the beginning

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    Makes me cry for some reason. IDK.

    13. The Christmas Octopus

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    Iconic.

    12. Mr. Bean

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    I just like Mr. Bean, TBH.

    11. John

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    A nice guy who doubles as a porn stand-in. Cool job. A little awk but it's endearing. I stan.

    10. We hate Uncle Jamie kids

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    Because duh.

    9. Sam

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    Cute and funny looking. A threat to national security when he runs past security in the airport. I'm not a big fan of "children in love" storylines but his and Joanna Anderson's gets me every time.

    8. Jamie

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    The most underrated character in the movie. He gets fucked over quite a bit (especially when his entire book blows in the water). Arguably 1/2 of the best love story in the movie.

    7. Aurelia

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    I know there are some Aurelia haters out there, but f*ck all of you. She's great. "It's the saddest part of my day, leaving you." CHILLS.

    6. Just Judy

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    A true sweetheart. The queen of standing in on porn shoots. I really feel like she has a gentle soul. Big fan!

    5. Karen

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    Cool mom. Shitty husband. Sad storyline. Hope she finds happiness someday.

    4. Joe

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    Joe is the best. A real underdog. I die when Billy hugs him at the end. So cute.

    3. Natalie

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    Love Natalie. A great character. Love her raw and realness (she swears). I love that she's *working class* and gets the prime minister in the end. If I was straight or a lesbian, I maybe would have a crush on her.

    2. The prime minister

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    Hugh Grant is great. Haters will say otherwise because they are sad and bitter. Love his dopiness, love that he doesn't have any kids, and love when he dances to the Pointer Sisters in the parliament house (or whatever it's called.) When will Obama?!

    1. Billy Mack

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    THE. BEST. CHARACTER. IN. THE. MOVIE. He's funny, talented, and in love with Joe. His song is actually pretty good too. A new Christmas classic. Yes, queen.

    Correction: I took Sarah's brother out of the ranking because it wasn't cool. That gave me the opportunity to add the "we hate Uncle Jamie kids" into their rightful place in the top 10.