Taylor Swift's Deleted Myspace Comments And Pictures May Actually Make You Like Her

It's honestly sad Myspace doesn't exist anymore because I want to see more of these comments.

Everyone is talking about that new Taylor Swift song but here I am still talking about her old Myspace comments and pictures.

GMA

"Haha fuck sewing machines" anyone?!

So, for those not in the KNOW...

Folklore and ancient legend has it this was Taylor's first MySpace picture.

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Her other Myspace pictures are equally as 2007 and typical of the time period, like this overhead (with flash) mirror picture.

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This picture with a Santa Claus that screams "We're so random, aren't we?!"

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This ancient white Macbook mosaic or whatever it's called.

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Classic "I'm an emo."

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That one filter that was just blurry.

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A "I'm on the phone" (in sepia) picture.

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And the one that looked like a bad drawing.

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Classics. All of them classics!

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Yes, the pictures were great, but the comments were even better. The following are ALLEGED Myspace comments, we can't confirm if they're true, but I really hope they are.

The one where she says some inside joke gibberish and something about a whore.

Myspace / Via socialbutterflies.wordpress.com

"Guess who has a thing for you.

The hottest guy in the world.

Whats the mixture of a tiger and a lion?

A WHORE.

think about it."

The one where she says the word "chorttle" and stylizes "bitch."

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The iconic "haha fuck sewing machines" comment.

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"Just a little reminder to you that, even though the semester may be over...

I'm still quite obsessed with you.

haha fuck sewing machines.

lovelovelove

-T-"

The one where she talks about deep-throating a lollipop.

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""I definitely just deep-throated the lollipop."

Heyy little girl.. do you want to know a see-ker-ett?

hahaha

thanks for helping me with my computer troubles.

I know you bend many way for me.

i like dat."

The one with a vague Cartman from South Park reference.

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"I'm Grant Motherfucking Wood.

I do what I want

and say the word "durr".

iloveyoubutnotsomuchgrantwood

hehehe

-T-"

The one where her she calls out her shitty friend for posting a "fugly" picture of her.

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"THAT PICTURE OF ME UP AT THE TOP IS GROSS

THAT IS SICK TAKE IT DOWN

It serves NO purpose other than to make me look FUGYLY.

I want it off NOW.

but I loove you"

The one about 2005 Matthew Mcconaughey movie, Sahara.

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"uhhh...

"I shot some guy with a flare gun"

-sahara

best line ever."

The one where she's yelling at her friend for not posting pictures yet.

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"PUT UP PROM PICTURES!!!!!!!

And as soon as I get my laptop back, I'll be leaving you a certain picture that I think you'll like.

Because a certain girl might see it.

lovelovelove

-T-"

The one about her friend's boobs.

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"Everybody watch Kelsey's scrolling pictures of her friends until you get to the one of shelby.

Her boobs look AMAZING.

hahahahahahaha"

The one where she gets competitive about her friend's top 8 and also uses the phrase "queer fellow."

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"I read your complaining comment about how your not on abilgails top 8. well, how could you be? I'M THERE. TAKING YOUR SPOT HAHAHAHA (evil laugh, you know the drill). Well, anyway, listen my queer fellow, I thinketh we shall hangeth out sometime soon, eh? yes yes, i do believe i am growing fond of this idea. drive over in your sex van and come pick me up. farewell knave."

The one where she's talking about a sketchy "big white van."

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"I am obsessed with you.

If you look out your window and down the street about 200 yards, you may see a big white van parked on the street. I am inside the van with a telescope and computer. Just trying to catch a glimpse of kelsey dammmm morris.

haha. end of story."

Here's a quote from a Myspace blog from 2006.

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And a quote of her being really into the Plague.

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And there you have it! That's Taylor's Myspace history!

In conclusion, here's a picture of her taking a fake Myspace picture for CSI.

Myspace / Via klear.com