I like dogs. They're cool and all but I'm not into the whole eating shit off the ground schtick, pooping outside, and in general, I can't get into food that is made of questionable meat not suitable for human consumption.
But, today, that has all changed. I am ready to fry my freak flag and go full on furry.
You see, I saw these pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal and suddenly I've got a craving to be canine.
Walk me, daddy.
Dress me up in dog and hold me.
In conclusion, put me on a lease and call me Lassie.