These Pictures Of Jake Gyllenhaal Make Me Want To Be Leashed

    Woof woof - Me.

    I like dogs. They're cool and all but I'm not into the whole eating shit off the ground schtick, pooping outside, and in general, I can't get into food that is made of questionable meat not suitable for human consumption.

    But, today, that has all changed. I am ready to fry my freak flag and go full on furry.

    You see, I saw these pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal and suddenly I've got a craving to be canine.

    Walk me, daddy.

    Dress me up in dog and hold me.

    Wuh-oof.

    In conclusion, put me on a lease and call me Lassie.

    You lucky, lucky (literal) bitch.

    The end.